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Lieutenant Rose, please report to Hydro Dam, log in, office.

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Thank you.

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Dr. Karpolt, Dr. Draven, and Dr. Engels, please report to Lambda Reactor Complex for audit review scheduled in 15 minutes.

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Dr. Stone, Dr. Merchants.

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And Dr. Junet, please report to Processing Plant for unscheduled emergency shutdown procedural test review.

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How's it going, guys? Connor here, just back in the gaff. I thought I'd stream a bit of Black Mesa. A lot of people have been asking me to play this game, so I think it could be a real good late nighter.

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Agent Diablos, a real late-ster. I've never played this game myself. I heard a lot about it. Basically, a remastering, I should say, of Half-Life.

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I watched, what's his name, Francis, Francis Higgins, the Viper. He played the Half-Life 2 last year. I remember looking at that. Not ours myself, but my son, our horrors, into that kind of stuff.

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You know, he'd be watching that stream, and I was watching as well. I don't know...

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what's about to unfold

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what i do know is

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that it's black he said

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you're all doing well

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sam fell

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jerick

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mercy days

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hopefully everyone's mercy is parked up nicely and snuggly inside your

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garage you want to skin that apple

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did uh...

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is the sound okay

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how are we doing for sound there on the boys not

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not gone like uh...

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deep or anything like that

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how's the spare wet room

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great it's fantastic it really is thanks for asking yeah we were you know

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humming and hawing whether or not to have that built into the house but i have to say it's been

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an absolute winner since we got it installed and i'm really happy with this chandelier as well up

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here sorry chandelier up there which is a real fantastic piece of kit i really recommend getting

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your hands on a chandelier if you can if you if you can't just try and get one turn up the v's

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everyone says it's sound

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turn up the v's let's have a look here don't want to go too loud on this now

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there we go

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let me see this chandeliers yeah yeah perfect thanks okay cool cool we'll get going

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absolutely amazing thank you very much okay

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let's get this show on the road bud it's uh black misa inbound the first chapter so let's start this

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show let's get this show boat sailing the steam packet express down the mississippi river the black misa

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steam steam steam packet um it's about to get it's about to set sail you're all welcome aboard

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hope you hope you hope you've got your tickets

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just messing okay black misa here we go

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the riverboat casino is chugging on full steam full steam ahead look at this

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great stuff really love what they've done with the graphics

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even though i've never seen the graphics from the first game i'll tell a lie i did have a look at a few

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screenshots

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and uh it certainly wasn't let's just say it didn't look like a mercedes game

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it looked more like a automated train is provided for the security and convenience of the black mesa research

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facility personnel cool sound more of a hyon day the time is 8 47 a.m

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current top side temperature is 93 degrees great stuff with an estimated high of

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one hundred and five fantastic the black mesa compound is maintained at a pleasant 68 degrees at all times

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electric electric electric electric ireland

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actually bought a few shares in energy the other day

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i don't know if you're playing that if you played it and now it's crashed

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if i can believe that oh on again

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not in a crap oh they were technical gremlins guys only uh nine minutes into el streamo we end up with a few tech rems

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not great from level three dormitories to sector c test labs and control facilities

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if your intended destination is a high security area beyond sector c you will need to return to the central transit hub in

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central transit hub

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you should change your channel name now since you ain't doing the character says tracks

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tracks how you getting on bud what's going on budski great to see you man hope you're doing well

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look my name's connor williams i basically loan the channel out from francis from time to time i'm uh

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well what what what am i i don't know if you've seen me or if you've watched any of my uh stuff before

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you might have seen me in a few adverts

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zurek crusades a few other companies as well are permitted within the black mesa transit a few more shoots in the pipeline one's in post at the moment

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another one's in pre uh we just finished production

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which is the one i told you about first place which is in post

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so uh yeah it's looking good looking good things are looking up black mesa so this is out in uh area 51.

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please keep your limbs inside the train at area 51. do not attempt to open the doors until the train has come to a complete halt at the station platform

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in the event of an emergency passengers are to remain seated and await further instruction if it is necessary to exit the train disabled personnel should be evacuated first please stay away from electrified rails

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tech grounds thanks so much for the emergency station until the emergency station until the system is arrived

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and the nightmare of covid hasn't broke your spirit

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it's by god it's it's broke a few few people few few people close to home a few people close to home

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zonad is absolutely reeling reeling in the tears

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just because he can't get out and go to a festival or even hit the beaches of sunny san tropez without having

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to endure a crucifying 14 day quarantine lockdown on entry of the country then another 14 day lockdown on re-entry

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you think you've got it bad but some people are absolutely dying not literally dying now

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the dark people did it was covered in that too but zonad is as close to dying as you could be like you

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know he's really really racked with uh not being able to go on a sun holiday i said zone wait till christmas man

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there might be a nice crambo winter getaway tanner reef you know the score that's what i said to him you know

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didn't stop the tears i was just outside his window you know because he's only just after coming back from

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san tropez and he's on isolation quarantine on re-entry so i went around to visit him to ask him about how the holiday went and he was crying because he said that he had to

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wait 14 days to get out the house and then he's not going to be able to go back again because he just cannot deal

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he said he said he can't deal i said deal with lots of them he just said i'll leave it at that connor i can't deal

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i told that our heart was in ear shot he said he said that that is uh internet speak

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just saying i can't deal usually means that you're laughing out loud lol and look at that little groovy

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guy down there he's a he's a mechanical wonder fantastic little beast you know what they made some great

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stuff black mesa stuff how you getting on step how you getting on step thanks so much steph i can move

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around look that's amazing that could have been the new mercy days down there with the put legs on it

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a reminder to all black mesa personnel thank you so much i hope you're getting on well it's really kind of

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thank you thank you very much

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hotel zone you were asking for

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can you zoom in great to be able to zoom in

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little things little details look at that the new mercedes there look

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that's the geneva convention down there that's the geneva motor show

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the geneva bot 5000 basically that because of corona they've had to

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postpone the geneva motor show but they still they didn't want to get rid of any of the cars the test

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models the display units in there so they've kept them there and no humans inside but they do have

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that big spider geneva bot looking after the cars and uh before exiting the train it's doing a great job

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to check your area for personal belongings unprecedented robotic technology have a very safe and productive day

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okay so now and now it's crashed and now it's good oh we're back mr freeman okay mr freeman like you're running late

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nice guy here how you doing bud how you getting on budweiser you know barney's been pretty scarce around these parts where's barney

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yes yes yes bar tab must have finally caught up with tell me more about barn is he all right

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talk with the talk with personnel put some pep in that step freeman a bit of pep in the step

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our horror's trendy covet 19 mask thanks very much

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thanks very much yeah he does have a great trendy new mask he ordered he got it on uh he actually is a smart

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little fella he's very enterprising you know for a young fella he went on ebay and got um

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a sack load of them from china and he also bought a rake of these looking transfer yolks that you stick on and he just iron them on and they're basically um

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just branded logos you know brands um no fear um what's the other one the skateboard and one supreme

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got a load of that supreme got a load of that supreme stuff and he's this smart kid he's going

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selling all that stuff gonna resell it again on the internet or he's gonna sell them down to his friends and

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stuff you know so yeah that's covered you know it's a it's as i was saying about zone it's a crucifying

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situation but then you've got people like our just going out there and making it work you know

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so i'm really proud of that little guy and i'm really proud of deadsy as well for the tip thanks so much

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very very kind to you lads

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how do you even bother putting in extra hours down at the hazard course the hazard like you'll ever do

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more than flip a switch or push a button around here right

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whisper whisper mc thank you very much

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will you play half-life alex after this well do you know what i did hear a bit of a rumor there that

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that's a game which uh involves virtual reality headsets and such and zonad quarantine tears for

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fears thank you very much thanks very much lads uh getting back to the original keshed i uh i cannot

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play that game because i don't have a vr headset now i had to get our heart to set this up we're down in my

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living room here now i i'm only streaming this game from the living room here because we had it redone

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there whilst we were away in the holiday home in mayo during the lockdown and we came back to this

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absolutely cracker jacker uh of a sitting room and it's it's a pleasure to welcome you all to the living room the sitting room um but getting back to the original keshed

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no but maybe if i can be arsed if i can get a headset or a vr what's that oculus rift

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look at this game look at the graphics man it's just like look at the side strafe you've got the wobble

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on the side strafe you don't even have that in that call of duty hey mr freeman how's it going

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we had a system crash about i don't know 20 minutes ago and i'm still trying to find my files

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right it's one of those days i guess i guess so they were also having some problems down in the test

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changer too but i think that's all straightened out yeah they told me to make sure you head it down there

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as soon as you've gotten to your hazard suit great stuff look i'm gonna head down there i'm gonna crack a

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few skulls yeah don't worry about any of the consternation you've been facing just on a side note why

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your your forearm your arm from your elbow to the end of your fingertips it's a bit long it looks a bit long

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are you are you okay

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is everything okay

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i don't know if you can hear me but i don't trust a guy that types like that look at the way he's typing

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we need to get rid of we need to fire him in the morning not now we'll get a memo

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what's the story with this dude go bother someone else gordon okay

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bury is a cactus ar-har thank you very much for your very very kind-hearted and generous tipperoni

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so we need to get a hazmat suit hello maybe later gordon

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d-bar thanks so much it's a nice facility anyway great corridor structure

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good morning dr freeman how you getting on and uh

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who are these lads tps reports have gotten progressively worse hard to find good health these days

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yes about that we're going to need a drink fund for ar-har thank you very much i've already made plans

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don't worry you can always attend the next convention the next convention what's the story with this guy

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you all right you're all right you're okay bud we can talk later gordon

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phil eglinton was asking for you bud we can talk at lunch gordon

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you're not gonna have the decency to thank phil for his generous tip

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later gordon okay phil sorry about that your man's not ours johnson's wireless printer thank you phil thank you

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yeah it's a great facility

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get inside there oh look look at that guy we know him from the uh from half-life 2

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remember i was watching our horror who was watching the the viper stream your man comes back at the end he's

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he's a bit of a body so we have a bit of inside intel there a bit of a heads up you know this guy's bad news

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and now and now we've been spotted

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and now they're pulling down the blinds disgusting

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disgusting work arc bar drinks by rr19 thanks very much

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love the sound of the door i'm thinking we might get something like that installed in the uh

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the hallway door which separates the the kitchen from the hallway or maybe just one of these for the

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study upstairs just getting one of these you walk through and then just welcome to the office how can i

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help you do you drive if so you forgot to drive the two or was it the three now that is something else

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somebody get me a calculator

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mark formerly known as sweet beast thank you very much later gordon not a lot of time from the staff

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at the black meese facility they don't really have the time to be chatting away i mean this guy's hard at it

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i don't know about that dr truman seems to me that he's just spouting buzzwords in his research

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papers that he picked up from perusing popular scientific periodicals

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right he's got the old windows 98 there

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doing the god's honest is look he's a good guy another improper use of the boltzman constant

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go out you got to admire the work ethic of some of these guys like i mean they're in here

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fucking 12 16 hour work days and you've got formulae like that now that is a head scratcher and a half

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big al thank you very much i had the misfortune of chowing down on a few big al's fucking sizzlers the other day

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stomach wasn't right for an hour maybe an hour and a half tops after it had to go for a little lie down

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you all right bud can this wait it can that's the beauty of this it can't wait

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now nothing in here anyway we're not being allowed we're not being let into the fucking the wreck room

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with the two lads sector b we need to get a hazmat suit somewhere we can get a hazmat suit first day

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hopefully got the wrong airlock mr freeman right oh i can't let you through here okay okay no entry

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no entry because we don't have

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hazmat i was actually uh talking to johnny ronan there just before the stream we were having a group zoom

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um which we do every uh monday evening just to recalibrate the senses and get get to grips with what's going on the weekend

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as you know j-ro absolute international playboy superstar of the extreme and uh he's been going

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around on a brand new sky base he got kitted out there during the rona boat the rona boom um it was

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down in south half with uh eddie jordan would you believe it look at that freeman actually did show up for

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work this morning lads hurry looks like somebody here owes me lunch if you have hazmat lads

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shut up wanna watch out hr will be onto you you can't speak like that in the workplace

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i uh found that out to my detriment there just sent down to the test table after the zurich classic can i tell you my my uh

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my excuse was that it wasn't in the workplace you know it was a work social event it was the classic

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bit of golf bit of swinging bit of drinking back to the 19th hole afterwards you know loose lips sink ships

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and uh yeah i sunk a couple of ships brought them down a peg or two a couple of company hawks

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who were trying to climb the ladder uh having a little laugh at my pringle jumper

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i decided to bring up their performance um sales ratios and all that kind of stuff uh in retrospect it wasn't it wasn't a good thing to do came back and bit me right on the arse

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two weeks later pulled into hr fucking scruff of the neck job

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connor what's this can't be uh berating employees and socials blah blah blah

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they said you brought out a pie chart and uh really upset dara o'hare who's doing cracking work in finance

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and i said it was just a pie chart guys i was only using it to illustrate his poor performance which was

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a salvo a reprisal a rebuttal to his comments on my pringle jumper

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which was gantt i got it in the gantt sale uh jan jan jan jan 2020 just before all this covid bollocks kicked off

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or so we think i mean we've reason to believe that it was going on long before it was was told to us

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look i hope you're all getting on well sorry about this you're just you're listening to me drone on about

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the company when you know you you really want to see del systems latest new printer ross and sienna

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thanks very much ross and sienna i hope you're getting on well

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have you driven the new mark

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it's a fantastic drive if you're looking for something to pick you up during this long arduous phase two

200
00:27:52,920 --> 00:28:01,480
i suggest you go for a quarantine drive rock your world hold hold on for one moment

201
00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:11,720
what was he doing there i'm back to work tomorrow con says mark can you help me out with the tps reports

202
00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:20,040
tps okay i don't know i should know should know what that uh what that means but i don't

203
00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:27,080
trains trains trains per second tips per second

204
00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:34,680
i'm i'm goosed i don't know

205
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:45,160
down pringle jumpers up dara or up dara i'm not sure either your name's if your name's dara and you want

206
00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:52,680
me to say up dara or you want me to engage in a bit of a bit of that other stuff

207
00:28:52,680 --> 00:29:03,240
look this is a company stream um we can't really uh get embroiled in any of that sort of stuff

208
00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:11,320
saying up dara on the street look i've said it now inadvertently because i was trying to make an

209
00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:18,200
example of what you can and can't say on a company stream and yeah i blew it

210
00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:26,680
okay where's the hazmat guys where's the hazmat suit lads

211
00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:35,720
if this is anything less than a full-scale code red calamity i'm not interested right

212
00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:50,520
what about a hazmat guys what about a hazmat gordon i'm in the middle of something here yeah great stuff

213
00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:57,000
not looking good not a good look for the shareholders connor

214
00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:03,960
did we go down there we didn't okay oh we did no we didn't

215
00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:09,320
i imagine that development this is where the hazmat would be

216
00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:10,040
What is that?

217
00:30:27,860 --> 00:30:29,180
Complain about the heat.

218
00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:34,420
Work harder, you'll actually warm up. That's what I do tell the... the troops.

219
00:30:37,420 --> 00:30:38,120
Right.

220
00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:41,120
There's no way we can...

221
00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:46,120
Doesn't look like a hazmat-y kind of place.

222
00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:53,120
I heard they're...

223
00:30:54,120 --> 00:31:00,120
Did you hear the one about the Indian restaurant in Chernobyl?

224
00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:04,120
They give you free hazmat-y rice.

225
00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:09,120
I'll tell you who told me that one. Damien Rice.

226
00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:15,120
That's a fucking great singer-songwriter and an absolute jokesmith. Of all things Rice related.

227
00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:28,120
I believe it's just because of his surname Rice that he had enough time to really plunge the depths of the Rice jokesphere.

228
00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:31,120
How you getting on, bud?

229
00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:32,120
Hold it right there, Mr. Freeman.

230
00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:33,120
Yeah, what's wrong?

231
00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:35,120
I got explicit orders not to let you through without your hazard suit on.

232
00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:36,120
On whose head?

233
00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:40,120
I got all day, buddy.

234
00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:44,600
Okay, alright, we're gonna have to move.

235
00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:49,640
No hazmat down here, guys.

236
00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:53,640
Captain Sack.

237
00:31:54,160 --> 00:31:56,320
Thank you very much, Captain Sack.

238
00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:11,280
The rec room, the staff room.

239
00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:14,540
Someone's got the hazmat in there.

240
00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:16,040
It looks rank.

241
00:32:16,940 --> 00:32:17,820
You can use this.

242
00:32:20,020 --> 00:32:22,560
Isle of Viper, thank you very much for your tip.

243
00:32:23,660 --> 00:32:26,700
Oh, sorry about that, guys.

244
00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:29,640
Bit of a fucking malfunction there with the hazmat.

245
00:32:37,020 --> 00:32:37,860
College boy.

246
00:32:39,820 --> 00:32:40,260
Look, man.

247
00:32:40,260 --> 00:32:41,260
That was, um...

248
00:32:42,060 --> 00:32:43,440
That was you-know-who's lunch.

249
00:32:44,620 --> 00:32:44,940
Yeah.

250
00:32:45,580 --> 00:32:47,400
Do I look like I'm scared?

251
00:32:48,580 --> 00:32:50,740
And less of the lip as well, yeah?

252
00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:51,700
College boy.

253
00:32:51,940 --> 00:32:54,080
How is the debugging procedure coming along?

254
00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:55,600
I don't know.

255
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:56,520
I don't know.

256
00:32:56,860 --> 00:32:58,860
Pick that shit up off the ground.

257
00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:01,080
Where's the hazmat, lads?

258
00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:03,640
Where is the hazmat, lads?

259
00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:08,260
You better make like a missile and cruise.

260
00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:10,160
I'd love to throw this at you, man.

261
00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:11,200
Put this on your head.

262
00:33:11,660 --> 00:33:12,540
Went right through you.

263
00:33:12,740 --> 00:33:14,560
Shows just how much of a man you are.

264
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:15,460
I hit you.

265
00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:17,180
Then you get a morphine injection.

266
00:33:17,460 --> 00:33:17,740
Yeah.

267
00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:18,740
That's fair.

268
00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:20,520
I'll be back for you.

269
00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:21,860
I'll be back.

270
00:33:22,820 --> 00:33:24,280
I'm gonna have your job.

271
00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:27,580
I'm gonna have your job.

272
00:33:29,500 --> 00:33:33,300
So that was just another workplace interaction there that was...

273
00:33:33,300 --> 00:33:35,100
I'd give it a 5 out of 10.

274
00:33:36,540 --> 00:33:39,080
We might go back there again another day.

275
00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:41,300
Why do you all have to wear these ridiculous ties?

276
00:33:42,140 --> 00:33:43,040
Any hazmat?

277
00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:43,760
Shows just a little bit khakis.

278
00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:45,320
Preposterous.

279
00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:49,860
Cian, thanks so much, Cian.

280
00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:53,140
Really helping there because I feel a little bit...

281
00:33:54,220 --> 00:33:57,980
Just a little bit racked after that interaction in the staff room.

282
00:33:58,680 --> 00:34:03,220
One of the guys there telling me he was gonna fucking hit me and then I was gonna need morphine.

283
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:05,860
He doesn't know who I am.

284
00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:07,820
He doesn't know who I know.

285
00:34:07,820 --> 00:34:08,940
These ludicrous penny loafers.

286
00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:12,360
This guy's talking about penny loafers.

287
00:34:12,700 --> 00:34:13,780
Loafers from pennies.

288
00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:17,300
Chucky Arkbar.

289
00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:18,240
Thank you very much.

290
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:23,000
Chucky Arkbar.

291
00:34:26,100 --> 00:34:28,500
Are you in the new 4.6 mil gaff?

292
00:34:29,100 --> 00:34:31,320
You guess a less a lessed it.

293
00:34:33,020 --> 00:34:34,480
But no, you're wrong.

294
00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:35,820
This is the old gaff.

295
00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:36,820
This old thing?

296
00:34:37,060 --> 00:34:37,260
Nah.

297
00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:41,120
This has just been refurbed as we were out in Mayo on lockdown.

298
00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:42,740
Thanks very much, Rich Tay.

299
00:34:43,820 --> 00:34:44,800
Slime for slime.

300
00:34:44,900 --> 00:34:46,000
I hope you're getting on well.

301
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,980
But no.

302
00:34:49,180 --> 00:34:53,020
We didn't pull the trigger on the second house.

303
00:34:53,620 --> 00:34:55,540
We're thinking of just pulling the trigger on the second house.

304
00:34:55,620 --> 00:34:56,160
Buying that.

305
00:34:56,780 --> 00:35:00,340
And then selling this when we feel fit.

306
00:35:01,060 --> 00:35:02,000
Kung flu fighting.

307
00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:03,400
Thank you very much for your tip.

308
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,000
Two portions of Damien Rice.

309
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:08,140
Two portions of Damien Rice.

310
00:35:08,140 --> 00:35:10,340
And a cup of San Celeste.

311
00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:10,940
You say.

312
00:35:12,260 --> 00:35:13,100
Gotta say.

313
00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:14,640
That sounds unbelievable.

314
00:35:15,180 --> 00:35:16,080
It sounds decadent.

315
00:35:17,420 --> 00:35:17,920
Ted.

316
00:35:18,380 --> 00:35:19,460
Thank you so much.

317
00:35:20,900 --> 00:35:22,120
Very kind of you, bud.

318
00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:25,800
San Deco was on a goose cloud the last night.

319
00:35:26,240 --> 00:35:29,360
And left the spare hazmat in the Miles dungeon.

320
00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:33,380
Well, if I'd have known that, I would have called around to San.

321
00:35:34,700 --> 00:35:37,380
Look, I haven't seen the San ball in about two months.

322
00:35:38,500 --> 00:35:40,320
I don't know how he's kicking or how he's bouncing.

323
00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:41,300
He's probably bouncing around.

324
00:35:41,380 --> 00:35:42,140
Oh, there we go.

325
00:35:42,720 --> 00:35:43,520
There we go.

326
00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:44,800
Press the button.

327
00:35:45,380 --> 00:35:47,060
And now there's the hazmat.

328
00:35:48,220 --> 00:35:49,860
Lovely little hazmat, guys.

329
00:35:51,300 --> 00:35:52,280
It's a brilliant little.

330
00:35:52,500 --> 00:35:53,340
It's got the nitrous.

331
00:35:53,420 --> 00:35:56,520
It's got the NARS built in so you can fucking do a turbo boost.

332
00:35:56,620 --> 00:35:57,320
Look at the boots.

333
00:35:59,000 --> 00:35:59,840
Now I'm in.

334
00:36:03,100 --> 00:36:03,920
That's nice.

335
00:36:09,240 --> 00:36:09,880
That's lovely.

336
00:36:13,500 --> 00:36:13,940
Yeah.

337
00:36:13,940 --> 00:36:16,940
All right.

338
00:36:18,740 --> 00:36:19,780
Nice tunes.

339
00:36:31,720 --> 00:36:32,740
Love the tunes.

340
00:36:34,060 --> 00:36:35,920
It's a great game so far.

341
00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:36,960
Really enjoying it.

342
00:36:37,060 --> 00:36:37,800
Charger's ready.

343
00:36:37,940 --> 00:36:38,520
Charger empty.

344
00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:45,980
Press E to hold and charge.

345
00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:48,320
Press and hold to charge.

346
00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:53,680
That's empty.

347
00:36:53,900 --> 00:36:54,060
Okay.

348
00:36:55,900 --> 00:37:00,220
Yeah, I haven't seen the San ball in a couple of months, but I mean, I'd say he's bouncing.

349
00:37:00,580 --> 00:37:02,220
He's going to be bouncing back soon enough.

350
00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:08,900
Once phase three, all footballs are allowed to be let out into society.

351
00:37:09,100 --> 00:37:10,700
Because he isn't classed as a human.

352
00:37:10,820 --> 00:37:12,860
That's what he's been fighting for.

353
00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:15,680
And we see this civil unrest around the world.

354
00:37:15,780 --> 00:37:17,400
People fighting for rights and stuff like that.

355
00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:17,820
Hello.

356
00:37:18,820 --> 00:37:19,300
Hello.

357
00:37:19,300 --> 00:37:20,020
We need...

358
00:37:20,020 --> 00:37:22,520
Who's singing the song for the San?

359
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:23,700
The San ball.

360
00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:27,860
Someone in the jacks there wanted me to play his games.

361
00:37:33,240 --> 00:37:35,580
Sounds like he's having a shit time.

362
00:37:38,540 --> 00:37:39,020
Right.

363
00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:42,800
We'll get this guy some r-swipe.ie.

364
00:37:44,460 --> 00:37:46,420
We can throw that through there, bud.

365
00:37:47,620 --> 00:37:48,820
Some r-swipe there, bud.

366
00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:50,180
Oh, thank heavens.

367
00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:52,880
I'm in dire need of some toilet paper.

368
00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:55,260
That's great.

369
00:37:56,560 --> 00:37:58,680
Wipe up and fucking wipe off.

370
00:37:59,180 --> 00:37:59,860
Wipe out.

371
00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:02,140
As they say in the biz.

372
00:38:05,660 --> 00:38:06,760
He's taking his time.

373
00:38:08,340 --> 00:38:09,780
Mustn't have been a clean break.

374
00:38:11,340 --> 00:38:15,640
I know the feeling after I was at that Indian place.

375
00:38:15,720 --> 00:38:16,720
When we were out in Chernobyl,

376
00:38:16,860 --> 00:38:19,040
we were sourcing the goose bottles

377
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:20,660
for the lead-lined goose caskets.

378
00:38:21,780 --> 00:38:22,720
Unbelievable stuff.

379
00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:24,640
We had to wear hazmat suits as well.

380
00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:26,220
We were eating the hazmati rice

381
00:38:26,220 --> 00:38:28,860
with the boona.

382
00:38:30,860 --> 00:38:31,200
Yeah.

383
00:38:33,020 --> 00:38:34,780
Bit of an explosion the day after.

384
00:38:36,540 --> 00:38:38,140
3.8 ronkin

385
00:38:38,140 --> 00:38:40,820
on the ronkin stick.

386
00:38:40,820 --> 00:38:42,840
The ronkin scale.

387
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:45,980
It was a real Richter stinker.

388
00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:47,760
The stinkter scale.

389
00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:49,860
Less of that chat, anyway.

390
00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:50,620
Sorry about that.

391
00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:51,160
It's disgusting.

392
00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:52,160
I remember my days

393
00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:53,720
in the hazardous environment suit.

394
00:38:56,300 --> 00:38:57,200
Yeah, great stuff.

395
00:38:57,680 --> 00:38:58,620
What about a pie chart?

396
00:38:58,740 --> 00:38:59,160
Thank you for it.

397
00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:00,520
Poor performance pie chart.

398
00:39:00,620 --> 00:39:01,380
Thanks so much.

399
00:39:05,380 --> 00:39:06,780
That's really, really kind of you.

400
00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:08,020
Of course, at the time,

401
00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:09,620
it was mark three.

402
00:39:10,900 --> 00:39:11,440
Yang.

403
00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:12,640
Monteiro.

404
00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:14,320
Tripled.

405
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:15,480
Pulaski.

406
00:39:16,020 --> 00:39:16,560
Truman.

407
00:39:18,140 --> 00:39:18,620
Giroux.

408
00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:20,900
Shinner.

409
00:39:20,900 --> 00:39:22,920
Towers of Chad.

410
00:39:23,020 --> 00:39:23,920
Thanks so much.

411
00:39:24,580 --> 00:39:27,420
The Virgin Konzo versus the Chad John.

412
00:39:28,460 --> 00:39:30,340
I actually take umbrage to that statement.

413
00:39:31,620 --> 00:39:32,860
The Robertson.

414
00:39:33,460 --> 00:39:35,500
This is for all the Robertsons out there.

415
00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:36,160
The classes.

416
00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:38,000
The Boetsmas.

417
00:39:39,500 --> 00:39:40,660
The fucking Gillens.

418
00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:41,480
Aidan Gillen.

419
00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:43,260
I want a big shout out to Aidan Gillen.

420
00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:46,180
I know you're watching Budweiser.

421
00:39:47,020 --> 00:39:48,900
And yeah, look, fucking.

422
00:39:49,860 --> 00:39:51,680
Hopefully the good times are going to roll again soon.

423
00:39:52,060 --> 00:39:53,960
Looking forward to seeing some of your performances.

424
00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:58,820
Numerous upcoming big budget productions.

425
00:39:59,960 --> 00:40:05,680
And as well, you know that I'm available for any work.

426
00:40:05,680 --> 00:40:06,660
D.O.P.

427
00:40:07,460 --> 00:40:07,820
Fucking.

428
00:40:09,740 --> 00:40:10,840
I can do production.

429
00:40:11,420 --> 00:40:12,180
I'll even do production.

430
00:40:12,180 --> 00:40:15,780
If you need anyone.

431
00:40:15,940 --> 00:40:17,680
Just put a good word in for cons.

432
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:17,960
Yeah.

433
00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:20,980
Because you know I've supported you for a long time, Gil.

434
00:40:21,540 --> 00:40:22,380
Get the Gillster.

435
00:40:24,660 --> 00:40:25,100
Roses.

436
00:40:25,260 --> 00:40:26,120
This is for all the roses.

437
00:40:26,300 --> 00:40:27,980
This is for the Flystads.

438
00:40:28,100 --> 00:40:28,780
The Wilsons.

439
00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:29,940
The Freemans.

440
00:40:30,740 --> 00:40:31,720
And here we are.

441
00:40:32,520 --> 00:40:35,320
And there's a picture of a wee Bambino.

442
00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:37,320
Power 30%.

443
00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:42,500
There's my MIT Bachelor of Philosophy.

444
00:40:42,660 --> 00:40:44,500
Bachelor of Arts in Philosophy.

445
00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:45,760
Doctor of Philosophy.

446
00:40:45,860 --> 00:40:46,620
I beg your pardon.

447
00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:49,480
The D. Phil.

448
00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:55,320
Yeah.

449
00:40:55,420 --> 00:40:56,140
Just keep it in there.

450
00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:57,160
I don't want to display it.

451
00:40:57,240 --> 00:40:58,560
Like I was going to put that above this.

452
00:40:58,620 --> 00:41:00,040
See the fireplace behind me here.

453
00:41:00,140 --> 00:41:00,820
Behind my head.

454
00:41:01,500 --> 00:41:02,780
I was going to put the doctorate.

455
00:41:02,860 --> 00:41:04,360
The philosophy doctorate up there.

456
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:04,840
But I mean.

457
00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:05,800
I just thought like.

458
00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:08,680
You know.

459
00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:10,620
People are probably going to be like.

460
00:41:10,700 --> 00:41:10,880
Yeah.

461
00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:12,540
He wanted us to know that.

462
00:41:12,620 --> 00:41:12,820
You know.

463
00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:13,820
He put it up there.

464
00:41:13,860 --> 00:41:15,060
He's just shoving it in your face.

465
00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:15,540
But like.

466
00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:17,460
Keep it in a cover.

467
00:41:17,460 --> 00:41:17,860
Because.

468
00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:19,480
Well.

469
00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:23,020
Just humble like that.

470
00:41:24,760 --> 00:41:25,500
Just humble.

471
00:41:25,900 --> 00:41:26,660
There it is there.

472
00:41:27,220 --> 00:41:28,340
Get a look at that there.

473
00:41:31,740 --> 00:41:32,740
Close that door.

474
00:41:34,700 --> 00:41:35,900
It doesn't close.

475
00:41:36,980 --> 00:41:37,960
There it is again.

476
00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:38,240
There.

477
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:38,460
Look.

478
00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:39,320
If you need to have a look.

479
00:41:41,020 --> 00:41:42,200
If I can grab that down.

480
00:41:44,500 --> 00:41:45,900
Picture of my son there.

481
00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:50,220
I put this cup up there.

482
00:41:50,820 --> 00:41:51,220
Just.

483
00:41:51,780 --> 00:41:51,980
To.

484
00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:54,440
Spread some good vibes around.

485
00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:56,080
And what we'll do also is.

486
00:41:58,100 --> 00:41:59,060
Put this fucking.

487
00:41:59,380 --> 00:42:00,480
I don't know what that is.

488
00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:02,280
It's a hot water bottle.

489
00:42:02,500 --> 00:42:03,300
Or a USB.

490
00:42:03,580 --> 00:42:05,760
A massive novelty USB stick.

491
00:42:07,500 --> 00:42:07,940
And.

492
00:42:08,160 --> 00:42:08,500
Yeah.

493
00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:09,560
What we're going to do with that.

494
00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:10,660
Is just put that up.

495
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:11,580
On top of the.

496
00:42:11,700 --> 00:42:12,380
The dock fill.

497
00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:14,000
The D fill.

498
00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:15,260
That's falling down.

499
00:42:18,060 --> 00:42:19,120
Get that again.

500
00:42:19,500 --> 00:42:20,800
Stick that right up there.

501
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:20,940
There.

502
00:42:23,580 --> 00:42:23,940
It's.

503
00:42:25,500 --> 00:42:25,980
Look.

504
00:42:26,060 --> 00:42:26,780
And now it's.

505
00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:28,160
And now it's crashed.

506
00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:31,980
So we'll leave that.

507
00:42:32,100 --> 00:42:34,060
And we'll mosey on down to the.

508
00:42:36,020 --> 00:42:37,120
Situation room.

509
00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:38,520
Because we have the hazmat suit now.

510
00:42:38,580 --> 00:42:40,620
So we can definitely get to grips with what's going on.

511
00:42:40,740 --> 00:42:43,360
COVID-19 clean break wipes.

512
00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:44,200
Thanks so much.

513
00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:44,200
Thanks so much.

514
00:42:52,420 --> 00:42:53,640
Sandico's on a goose cloud.

515
00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:54,220
Two portions.

516
00:42:54,220 --> 00:42:54,560
Any.

517
00:42:55,360 --> 00:42:56,580
Some gaff you there.

518
00:42:56,740 --> 00:42:57,320
Thanks so much.

519
00:42:57,380 --> 00:42:57,560
Cian.

520
00:42:57,620 --> 00:42:58,260
It's a great gaff.

521
00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:02,360
Nice one.

522
00:43:02,500 --> 00:43:03,300
Any good.

523
00:43:03,300 --> 00:43:03,500
Any good stories.

524
00:43:04,060 --> 00:43:05,200
Gardie took my CBD.

525
00:43:05,340 --> 00:43:06,020
Thank you very much.

526
00:43:06,660 --> 00:43:07,720
And Dara Dermody.

527
00:43:07,860 --> 00:43:09,220
Sorry for missing you out there bud.

528
00:43:09,300 --> 00:43:10,360
And Thomas Broline.

529
00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:13,400
Thanks so much.

530
00:43:15,700 --> 00:43:16,180
Any.

531
00:43:16,340 --> 00:43:18,440
Any good stories of hanging out with Bono.

532
00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:21,140
How long have you got?

533
00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:30,820
We were actually on the Damien Royce buzz there about two months ago.

534
00:43:31,820 --> 00:43:32,300
Myself.

535
00:43:32,580 --> 00:43:33,160
J-Row.

536
00:43:33,240 --> 00:43:33,840
Ro-Notnik.

537
00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:38,520
I wonder what this guy is doing now that I've got my power suit.

538
00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:42,640
If I can fucking throw a fucking thermos at him or something.

539
00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:46,920
What's the extension for technical support?

540
00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:47,940
J-Row can throw that.

541
00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:48,920
Yeah.

542
00:43:49,580 --> 00:43:49,880
Yeah.

543
00:43:50,420 --> 00:43:51,120
Good shot.

544
00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:52,300
Landed in the bin mate.

545
00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:54,080
Sorry about that.

546
00:43:54,260 --> 00:43:54,620
You missed.

547
00:43:54,700 --> 00:43:55,380
I missed the.

548
00:43:56,380 --> 00:43:59,280
I didn't mean to throw my flask in the bin.

549
00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:01,280
You better make like a baby and head out.

550
00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:02,980
You better shut up mate.

551
00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:04,480
And shut up.

552
00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:05,780
You better make like diarrhea and run.

553
00:44:06,300 --> 00:44:06,600
Yeah.

554
00:44:07,020 --> 00:44:08,320
You better shut your mouth.

555
00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:10,480
And keep it shut.

556
00:44:10,580 --> 00:44:10,800
Yeah.

557
00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:10,880
Yeah.

558
00:44:11,700 --> 00:44:13,880
Give me that cup of fucking tea there.

559
00:44:13,900 --> 00:44:15,080
Just leave me out of this.

560
00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:15,660
Yeah.

561
00:44:17,100 --> 00:44:18,120
Believe you me.

562
00:44:18,340 --> 00:44:20,220
I won't be taking the blame for this one.

563
00:44:20,380 --> 00:44:20,640
Yeah.

564
00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:21,720
Take this blame.

565
00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:22,240
Ah!

566
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:23,440
What was that for?

567
00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:24,520
You know what?

568
00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:25,340
Good luck.

569
00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:27,640
It's the end of him.

570
00:44:27,780 --> 00:44:29,000
That softened his cough.

571
00:44:30,060 --> 00:44:30,960
What a creep.

572
00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:31,780
Don't count on yourself.

573
00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:33,820
If anything, you'll just have more to do.

574
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:38,280
This is going to have to wait, Gordon.

575
00:44:39,900 --> 00:44:40,900
Now, Azmat.

576
00:44:40,980 --> 00:44:41,500
Where do we go?

577
00:44:41,560 --> 00:44:42,800
Where's the hazmaty room?

578
00:44:44,500 --> 00:44:44,940
Yeah.

579
00:44:44,940 --> 00:44:49,420
We were on an absolute fucking chaos emerald buzz up on J-Rose.

580
00:44:50,960 --> 00:44:52,580
Egalitarian sky hatch.

581
00:44:53,220 --> 00:44:54,220
Which was a real side.

582
00:44:54,220 --> 00:44:55,280
It's a side issue.

583
00:44:55,660 --> 00:44:59,840
If you think of Thunderbird 2 and inside Thunderbird 2.

584
00:45:00,020 --> 00:45:01,900
You might actually be too young to fucking know.

585
00:45:02,580 --> 00:45:05,820
Although it's a PG-18 stream.

586
00:45:05,820 --> 00:45:07,440
Because of all the language.

587
00:45:07,980 --> 00:45:10,640
But inside Thunderbird 2 was Thunderbird 4.

588
00:45:11,240 --> 00:45:16,620
So you get a kind of idea of what J-Rose is cooking up inside his major league sky base.

589
00:45:16,900 --> 00:45:19,080
He's got another side edition.

590
00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:21,660
Which is an egalitarian sky hatch.

591
00:45:21,660 --> 00:45:25,640
And what that basically means is you can get in that and it cruises.

592
00:45:25,860 --> 00:45:27,740
It plunges the depths of the oceans as well.

593
00:45:27,820 --> 00:45:29,560
So you can even have like ocean sessions.

594
00:45:32,060 --> 00:45:33,800
We call them sea sessions.

595
00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:40,500
But the makers of the fucking festival sea sessions threatened to sue.

596
00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:45,860
J-Rose had sea sessions on the speaker hatch.

597
00:45:46,520 --> 00:45:47,340
The speaker unit.

598
00:45:48,060 --> 00:45:50,600
Which was actually a speaker phone.

599
00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:55,980
Which was a Bluetooth link to a Bose SoundLink Mini 2 Platinum Edition.

600
00:45:56,420 --> 00:45:59,880
Which came custom engraved with J-Rose name on it.

601
00:46:00,540 --> 00:46:04,800
And sea sessions were giving it all this on the dog and whistle.

602
00:46:06,080 --> 00:46:07,940
And I said,

603
00:46:09,420 --> 00:46:10,660
Sea Sesh.

604
00:46:10,660 --> 00:46:12,760
They go,

605
00:46:12,840 --> 00:46:13,460
Yeah, who's this?

606
00:46:13,660 --> 00:46:13,920
I go,

607
00:46:14,140 --> 00:46:15,720
If you need to ask,

608
00:46:16,220 --> 00:46:17,660
You don't need to know.

609
00:46:20,340 --> 00:46:21,380
Pipe down.

610
00:46:23,760 --> 00:46:25,000
You've got a festival.

611
00:46:25,580 --> 00:46:28,420
It's been cancelled for this year because of the COVID, yeah?

612
00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:31,080
So we're taking that name.

613
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:34,540
We'd like to see your challenges in a court of law.

614
00:46:36,420 --> 00:46:37,340
Fucking hung up.

615
00:46:37,720 --> 00:46:38,520
They didn't ring back.

616
00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:43,060
They didn't ring back.

617
00:46:47,060 --> 00:46:47,560
Now,

618
00:46:47,900 --> 00:46:49,720
Thank you so much.

619
00:46:50,540 --> 00:46:51,300
See that?

620
00:46:52,100 --> 00:46:52,560
Respect.

621
00:46:52,560 --> 00:46:52,680
Respect.

622
00:47:00,840 --> 00:47:04,280
480 volts of pure electric Ireland.

623
00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:05,360
If you touch that.

624
00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:07,960
Energy.

625
00:47:08,680 --> 00:47:09,420
Cross.

626
00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:10,220
Penergy.

627
00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:11,500
Cross.

628
00:47:11,940 --> 00:47:12,700
ESB.

629
00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:13,680
Cross.

630
00:47:15,680 --> 00:47:16,420
Look at that.

631
00:47:17,940 --> 00:47:20,900
That's the Black Mesa Research Facility.

632
00:47:21,020 --> 00:47:26,040
It's a proud sponsor of the New Mexico Adopt-A-Highway Litter Campaign.

633
00:47:26,040 --> 00:47:29,320
Together we can keep Black Mesa clean.

634
00:47:30,540 --> 00:47:31,780
Security officer.

635
00:47:32,520 --> 00:47:32,800
Start.

636
00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:35,240
Please report to officer.

637
00:47:35,240 --> 00:47:43,220
The Black Mesa Research Facility annually recycles 98.3% of its biological, chemical and mechanical waste.

638
00:47:44,160 --> 00:47:47,720
We are the industry leader in green tech.

639
00:47:54,200 --> 00:47:57,400
Worldwide leader in the field of fluid dynamics.

640
00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:00,440
Mercedes dynamics.

641
00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:09,580
And it's back to the start.

642
00:48:11,580 --> 00:48:12,540
Great little feature.

643
00:48:13,540 --> 00:48:15,220
We have them in the office back home.

644
00:48:23,160 --> 00:48:23,600
Safety.

645
00:48:24,660 --> 00:48:26,340
Our record speaks for itself.

646
00:48:27,280 --> 00:48:27,940
It's good to know.

647
00:48:31,500 --> 00:48:33,000
They're running a tight ship.

648
00:48:33,740 --> 00:48:33,960
I mean.

649
00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:36,120
You could easily fall off one of the ledges there.

650
00:48:36,860 --> 00:48:38,400
Down into a pit of despair.

651
00:48:41,240 --> 00:48:43,420
Innovative tram system is really cool.

652
00:48:44,280 --> 00:48:45,860
Don't know who did the copywriting on this.

653
00:48:45,940 --> 00:48:49,060
But it was a little bit lackluster compared to the other information board.

654
00:48:49,580 --> 00:48:51,260
We might have to fire the copywriter.

655
00:48:53,440 --> 00:48:55,080
Another fucking firing tomorrow.

656
00:48:55,260 --> 00:48:57,420
It's going to be a hard day tomorrow.

657
00:48:57,620 --> 00:48:57,720
I mean.

658
00:48:57,720 --> 00:48:59,340
Everyone's only just come back as well.

659
00:48:59,340 --> 00:49:01,960
Visionary.

660
00:49:02,080 --> 00:49:02,220
Oh.

661
00:49:02,300 --> 00:49:03,220
That's the same again.

662
00:49:03,380 --> 00:49:03,500
Yeah.

663
00:49:03,560 --> 00:49:04,960
The copywriter stinks.

664
00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:07,400
Whoever wrote copy on that.

665
00:49:09,900 --> 00:49:11,460
At least have a long hard look at themselves.

666
00:49:11,560 --> 00:49:12,440
And that's the flag there.

667
00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:14,040
The black Mesa American flag.

668
00:49:14,120 --> 00:49:15,420
When it comes to protecting science.

669
00:49:15,480 --> 00:49:16,480
This guy's on your side.

670
00:49:17,220 --> 00:49:19,220
Greetings and salutations Dr. Freeman.

671
00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:19,860
How you doing?

672
00:49:21,260 --> 00:49:21,860
How's it going?

673
00:49:24,440 --> 00:49:24,840
Alyoski.

674
00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:26,540
Thank you very much my good friend.

675
00:49:27,500 --> 00:49:28,380
Big shout out to you.

676
00:49:28,720 --> 00:49:33,000
Looking forward to the resumption of your tour of duty.

677
00:49:34,500 --> 00:49:37,440
Which should end in nothing but ultimate promotion.

678
00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:39,240
Hydroelectric dam.

679
00:49:39,500 --> 00:49:40,640
Look at that guy there.

680
00:49:44,420 --> 00:49:46,960
A world leader in quantum physics.

681
00:49:47,100 --> 00:49:52,180
Black Mesa research facility is leading the field in materials research.

682
00:49:53,680 --> 00:49:54,200
Class.

683
00:49:58,280 --> 00:50:00,560
And that's the road system there.

684
00:50:02,880 --> 00:50:05,560
And that's the fucking Geneva Bot 5000.

685
00:50:05,560 --> 00:50:06,320
I was telling you.

686
00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:11,200
It's currently stuck in the empty showrooms of the Geneva Convention Center.

687
00:50:11,660 --> 00:50:12,660
Just waiting.

688
00:50:13,660 --> 00:50:16,140
Just waiting for the doors to open again.

689
00:50:17,140 --> 00:50:24,800
I mean anybody gets in there and tries to half inch a Merc or a fucking Beamer or one of the new electric super vehicles.

690
00:50:25,120 --> 00:50:25,720
A Zonda.

691
00:50:28,220 --> 00:50:31,160
You're not going to stand a chance against one of those yokes.

692
00:50:31,500 --> 00:50:36,080
We like the scene from RoboCop.

693
00:50:37,420 --> 00:50:44,400
Do you know that one where the big robot comes into the office and it tests it out and it fucking kills your man.

694
00:50:47,700 --> 00:50:48,560
Great movie.

695
00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:57,540
Now I can boost around as well when I hold down the dash button.

696
00:50:57,960 --> 00:50:59,700
And that doesn't deplete my suit.

697
00:50:59,980 --> 00:51:00,440
My suit.

698
00:51:01,860 --> 00:51:03,020
That's fantastic.

699
00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:09,960
The Crystal Lake.

700
00:51:10,040 --> 00:51:10,800
Thank you very much.

701
00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:13,280
Okay.

702
00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:14,340
Where am I going here?

703
00:51:20,960 --> 00:51:21,880
Is that the right way?

704
00:51:21,960 --> 00:51:22,600
It's the wrong way.

705
00:51:22,600 --> 00:51:22,600
Okay.

706
00:51:22,600 --> 00:51:24,200
Ooh.

707
00:51:28,280 --> 00:51:30,720
Listen to me rambling on and on about myself.

708
00:51:31,360 --> 00:51:32,160
Terribly sorry.

709
00:51:32,960 --> 00:51:34,020
Now tell me, Gordon.

710
00:51:34,340 --> 00:51:36,880
What do you think of those pictures of me?

711
00:51:37,740 --> 00:51:38,740
What's he on about?

712
00:51:39,660 --> 00:51:42,600
Any backseat gamers there want to let me know what the jazz is?

713
00:51:42,680 --> 00:51:46,000
Oh, it's staring me in the face all along.

714
00:51:48,940 --> 00:51:51,160
And now we're in the lift.

715
00:51:51,160 --> 00:51:52,420
Or the elevator.

716
00:51:52,420 --> 00:51:55,100
As it's known in stateside.

717
00:51:55,100 --> 00:51:59,140
Don't know, Maury.

718
00:51:59,260 --> 00:52:01,620
Thanks for the elevator tip there.

719
00:52:02,300 --> 00:52:06,360
Fortunately I got there before I saw the comment.

720
00:52:06,360 --> 00:52:07,560
And now it's loading.

721
00:52:07,680 --> 00:52:09,120
And now it's playing again.

722
00:52:09,200 --> 00:52:09,780
Thank God.

723
00:52:13,060 --> 00:52:14,520
Could you climb back up there?

724
00:52:14,680 --> 00:52:15,180
You can.

725
00:52:16,240 --> 00:52:17,540
It's amazing, isn't it?

726
00:52:19,920 --> 00:52:20,920
How do I get off the ladder?

727
00:52:20,920 --> 00:52:20,920
How do I get off the ladder?

728
00:52:20,920 --> 00:52:21,520
Oh gee.

729
00:52:21,520 --> 00:52:23,600
And now I've found her.

730
00:52:23,600 --> 00:52:24,340
Detective.

731
00:52:24,340 --> 00:52:29,120
Automatic medical systems engaged.

732
00:52:29,120 --> 00:52:31,500
How do I get off the ladder?

733
00:52:31,500 --> 00:52:31,800
Marginal you have ministered.

734
00:52:31,800 --> 00:52:35,440
Right, okay.

735
00:52:35,440 --> 00:52:40,940
Thanks so much Nick Leeson and the Crystal Lake and Alyoski.

736
00:52:40,940 --> 00:52:55,400
We can talk later, Gordon.

737
00:52:57,400 --> 00:52:58,400
Grunt, you look busy.

738
00:52:58,400 --> 00:52:59,240
I'll let you go.

739
00:52:59,240 --> 00:53:03,720
Control room.

740
00:53:04,720 --> 00:53:05,680
Test lab.

741
00:53:06,640 --> 00:53:07,440
Plasma.

742
00:53:08,780 --> 00:53:09,780
Ionization.

743
00:53:14,080 --> 00:53:16,840
Look at those laser beams.

744
00:53:25,380 --> 00:53:26,040
What's up Doc?

745
00:53:30,420 --> 00:53:30,820
Gordon.

746
00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:33,320
Alright.

747
00:53:33,540 --> 00:53:33,960
No boat.

748
00:53:34,120 --> 00:53:34,820
It's okay.

749
00:53:35,140 --> 00:53:36,340
I'll be back in a bit anyway.

750
00:53:36,480 --> 00:53:36,660
Look.

751
00:53:37,060 --> 00:53:37,720
Look lads.

752
00:53:38,320 --> 00:53:39,440
You look kind of busy.

753
00:53:39,620 --> 00:53:41,320
I'll catch you later on.

754
00:53:42,880 --> 00:53:44,060
I'll see you later lads.

755
00:53:44,060 --> 00:53:47,720
Pick that up there.

756
00:53:48,620 --> 00:53:49,440
Put that in there.

757
00:53:50,080 --> 00:53:52,000
And that's just my good deed done for the day.

758
00:53:54,820 --> 00:53:56,420
Larry's just a minute quiz.

759
00:53:59,060 --> 00:53:59,640
How you getting on?

760
00:53:59,640 --> 00:54:01,280
How you getting on?

761
00:54:01,340 --> 00:54:01,820
Big lion.

762
00:54:01,820 --> 00:54:03,100
I'm going to explode.

763
00:54:03,760 --> 00:54:04,800
Please relax.

764
00:54:05,220 --> 00:54:07,000
Things could be much, much worse.

765
00:54:18,840 --> 00:54:20,360
Put that in there then.

766
00:54:21,080 --> 00:54:21,260
Oh.

767
00:54:22,100 --> 00:54:22,800
Misjudged it.

768
00:54:24,340 --> 00:54:25,340
Get down there.

769
00:54:25,340 --> 00:54:26,600
There we go.

770
00:54:26,860 --> 00:54:27,220
Okay.

771
00:54:27,680 --> 00:54:28,900
And there we go.

772
00:54:29,360 --> 00:54:30,280
And there the...

773
00:54:30,280 --> 00:54:31,600
And now the lid won't open.

774
00:54:32,340 --> 00:54:33,140
Pick the bin up.

775
00:54:34,760 --> 00:54:35,860
Put that somewhere.

776
00:54:36,580 --> 00:54:37,020
Fuck.

777
00:54:38,020 --> 00:54:39,420
Didn't mean to do that now.

778
00:54:41,160 --> 00:54:42,620
I'm going to put the bin in the bin.

779
00:54:43,460 --> 00:54:45,480
That'll be my second good deed done for the day.

780
00:54:46,540 --> 00:54:47,760
Let's see how that goes.

781
00:54:48,100 --> 00:54:49,120
Sorry guys.

782
00:54:49,740 --> 00:54:50,940
Have you seen my coffee cup?

783
00:54:51,220 --> 00:54:53,460
Sorry to disturb you guys.

784
00:54:53,540 --> 00:54:54,640
Just need to put a bin in the bin.

785
00:54:54,860 --> 00:54:55,600
Don't mind me.

786
00:54:55,680 --> 00:54:56,240
Carry on.

787
00:54:56,280 --> 00:54:56,980
We'll see you later.

788
00:54:57,100 --> 00:54:57,320
Yeah.

789
00:54:57,900 --> 00:54:58,300
Connor.

790
00:54:59,140 --> 00:55:00,400
And there we go.

791
00:55:02,180 --> 00:55:03,460
How you getting on big lion?

792
00:55:06,020 --> 00:55:07,280
Busy as a bumblebee.

793
00:55:08,460 --> 00:55:09,780
Staring at those beamers.

794
00:55:11,940 --> 00:55:12,220
Yeah.

795
00:55:14,920 --> 00:55:16,000
Great little beams.

796
00:55:17,580 --> 00:55:18,900
You can even go down here.

797
00:55:18,960 --> 00:55:19,100
Look.

798
00:55:19,140 --> 00:55:19,860
Bubbles and everything.

799
00:55:22,720 --> 00:55:25,280
That's an impressive bubble machine you got there.

800
00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:25,800
But I mean.

801
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:27,600
Can't see it's selling, catching on.

802
00:55:28,220 --> 00:55:28,960
Looks dangerous.

803
00:55:31,840 --> 00:55:33,280
How we can put this up here.

804
00:55:36,500 --> 00:55:38,500
Might just put this in the bin there.

805
00:55:38,560 --> 00:55:40,960
That'll be my third good deed for the day.

806
00:55:49,700 --> 00:55:50,100
Oops.

807
00:55:50,580 --> 00:55:51,280
Sorry lads.

808
00:55:51,400 --> 00:55:52,340
See you later lads.

809
00:55:53,420 --> 00:55:54,920
Just leave that there now.

810
00:55:55,020 --> 00:55:55,300
Because.

811
00:55:56,880 --> 00:55:58,600
We've had enough fun there with that.

812
00:56:01,080 --> 00:56:02,060
How you getting on.

813
00:56:02,060 --> 00:56:03,360
Nice to finally join us doctor.

814
00:56:03,860 --> 00:56:06,140
We've just sent the sample down to the test chamber.

815
00:56:06,900 --> 00:56:11,060
We've boosted the anti-mass spectrometer to 105%.

816
00:56:11,060 --> 00:56:12,060
Bit of a gamble.

817
00:56:12,460 --> 00:56:14,300
See you next Tuesday cat.

818
00:56:14,640 --> 00:56:16,820
The administrator is very concerned.

819
00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:17,880
Thank you very much.

820
00:56:17,920 --> 00:56:18,660
The administrator is very concerned.

821
00:56:18,660 --> 00:56:19,260
The administrative analysis of today's sample.

822
00:56:19,720 --> 00:56:21,700
I gather he went to some lengths to get it.

823
00:56:22,700 --> 00:56:24,220
How you getting on spectacles?

824
00:56:24,740 --> 00:56:26,140
In the test chamber.

825
00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:27,400
Right.

826
00:56:27,840 --> 00:56:28,500
Come on then.

827
00:56:28,680 --> 00:56:29,660
I'll walk you down.

828
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:30,860
No problem.

829
00:56:30,980 --> 00:56:31,700
Poindexed.

830
00:56:32,780 --> 00:56:33,780
What's the story?

831
00:56:33,900 --> 00:56:34,520
Tie mouth.

832
00:56:35,240 --> 00:56:39,360
Eli has been busy making last minute preparations for the new experiment.

833
00:56:44,140 --> 00:56:46,240
Someone left their ring binder over here.

834
00:56:46,340 --> 00:56:46,900
Who did that?

835
00:56:46,960 --> 00:56:47,480
Who did that?

836
00:56:48,100 --> 00:56:49,500
Place is an absolute kip.

837
00:56:50,080 --> 00:56:51,020
I'm going to leave this here.

838
00:56:51,100 --> 00:56:53,380
Why do you insist on picking over everything in my lab?

839
00:56:53,380 --> 00:56:55,860
Why do you insist on leaving this around the place?

840
00:56:56,380 --> 00:56:57,120
Pick that up.

841
00:56:58,400 --> 00:56:58,800
Disgusting.

842
00:57:00,800 --> 00:57:01,900
Wear the masks.

843
00:57:03,560 --> 00:57:06,540
We actually watched the mask there the other day with Jim Carrey.

844
00:57:06,600 --> 00:57:07,300
Greetings Eli.

845
00:57:07,300 --> 00:57:12,880
It's a real nice break from the fucking humdrum mask reality of COVID-19.

846
00:57:13,260 --> 00:57:21,140
If only you put a COVID mask on and that transformed you into someone who was great crack.

847
00:57:21,900 --> 00:57:23,400
That would be a...

848
00:57:23,400 --> 00:57:24,700
Jeez, that could be a fucking...

849
00:57:24,700 --> 00:57:25,480
That could be a film.

850
00:57:26,740 --> 00:57:27,540
That could be a film.

851
00:57:27,660 --> 00:57:29,100
I'm glad that this was streamed.

852
00:57:29,100 --> 00:57:30,300
There's proof that with the...

853
00:57:30,300 --> 00:57:34,900
The genesis of that idea is from my mind.

854
00:57:35,540 --> 00:57:36,660
Not yours.

855
00:57:37,220 --> 00:57:38,180
No one else turn it.

856
00:57:38,180 --> 00:57:40,340
It's nothing we can't handle ourselves, Eli.

857
00:57:40,940 --> 00:57:41,440
Yeah?

858
00:57:42,260 --> 00:57:43,260
Run along, Gordon.

859
00:57:43,580 --> 00:57:44,500
Will be but a moment.

860
00:57:45,460 --> 00:57:46,580
How long's a moment?

861
00:57:48,340 --> 00:57:49,700
The machine looks goosed.

862
00:57:50,300 --> 00:57:51,660
We're gonna need to call in tech.

863
00:57:55,180 --> 00:57:56,820
Do you want me to give the boys in tech a ring?

864
00:57:56,820 --> 00:57:58,640
I have their number.

865
00:57:58,780 --> 00:57:59,080
Don't worry.

866
00:57:59,900 --> 00:58:00,220
Hmm.

867
00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:03,060
This could take a bit longer than I...

868
00:58:03,060 --> 00:58:03,320
It's okay.

869
00:58:03,520 --> 00:58:04,220
Tech goons.

870
00:58:05,780 --> 00:58:06,700
Yeah, it's Konzo.

871
00:58:07,880 --> 00:58:08,720
No, I'm...

872
00:58:08,720 --> 00:58:09,900
I'm working remote here.

873
00:58:09,940 --> 00:58:14,160
I'm on a zoo meeting with a couple of Poindexters down the Black Mesa research facility.

874
00:58:14,160 --> 00:58:14,460
Yeah.

875
00:58:16,240 --> 00:58:17,900
They've only got them fucked up.

876
00:58:17,980 --> 00:58:18,800
The hubbub system.

877
00:58:20,600 --> 00:58:21,120
I don't know.

878
00:58:21,120 --> 00:58:21,360
I don't know.

879
00:58:21,360 --> 00:58:21,920
It just says...

880
00:58:21,920 --> 00:58:23,580
It keeps saying failure, failure.

881
00:58:23,720 --> 00:58:24,080
And that's it.

882
00:58:24,500 --> 00:58:25,900
We'll be laughing about this.

883
00:58:26,400 --> 00:58:28,220
Whilst sipping champagne.

884
00:58:28,440 --> 00:58:28,680
Yeah.

885
00:58:28,800 --> 00:58:29,860
And resting on our laurels.

886
00:58:29,860 --> 00:58:30,100
Sorry.

887
00:58:30,400 --> 00:58:30,860
That's...

888
00:58:30,860 --> 00:58:31,140
Sorry.

889
00:58:31,180 --> 00:58:32,160
That's one of the fucking...

890
00:58:32,160 --> 00:58:32,760
Sorry.

891
00:58:32,900 --> 00:58:33,020
Sorry.

892
00:58:33,160 --> 00:58:35,000
That's one of the fucking Poindexters.

893
00:58:35,580 --> 00:58:36,700
Thinks he knows it all.

894
00:58:38,940 --> 00:58:39,780
Don't know, mate.

895
00:58:39,840 --> 00:58:40,180
Don't know.

896
00:58:40,300 --> 00:58:40,660
It's just...

897
00:58:40,660 --> 00:58:42,040
There's glass broken on it.

898
00:58:42,100 --> 00:58:43,980
It just keeps on saying failure as well.

899
00:58:44,040 --> 00:58:46,140
These two lemon heads don't know what they're doing.

900
00:58:46,560 --> 00:58:47,600
Get down here, yeah?

901
00:58:47,600 --> 00:58:47,680
Yeah.

902
00:58:49,100 --> 00:58:51,360
I'm gonna fucking rig it back up because we're gonna...

903
00:58:51,360 --> 00:58:51,780
We need to...

904
00:58:51,780 --> 00:58:52,560
We need to blast.

905
00:58:53,020 --> 00:58:53,900
We need to be blast.

906
00:58:54,160 --> 00:58:55,700
We need to blast within...

907
00:58:55,700 --> 00:58:56,840
It's an hour.

908
00:58:57,060 --> 00:58:58,940
We've been on an hour, so we need to get going.

909
00:59:00,600 --> 00:59:01,540
It's blaster, boss.

910
00:59:01,760 --> 00:59:02,620
We'll see you later, bud.

911
00:59:03,360 --> 00:59:06,720
Yeah, they're fucking sound.

912
00:59:07,820 --> 00:59:08,900
They're good guys.

913
00:59:09,680 --> 00:59:09,900
I...

914
00:59:09,900 --> 00:59:10,420
Oh, fuck.

915
00:59:11,700 --> 00:59:15,240
I give them a hard time, but that's only because...

916
00:59:15,240 --> 00:59:16,480
If you treat them...

917
00:59:16,480 --> 00:59:20,900
If you treat them well, you know, they're gonna try and pull the wool over your eyes or...

918
00:59:22,180 --> 00:59:23,540
Take advantage.

919
00:59:25,120 --> 00:59:25,920
Now...

920
00:59:25,920 --> 00:59:27,200
Elevator.

921
00:59:27,560 --> 00:59:28,940
At least something works around here.

922
00:59:33,120 --> 00:59:34,980
Barbie, thanks so much for the tip.

923
00:59:37,460 --> 00:59:38,900
Hopefully you're not in the chat.

924
00:59:39,120 --> 00:59:39,620
There's someone...

925
00:59:39,620 --> 00:59:42,880
Remember there was someone last year who made like 50 different accounts?

926
00:59:43,860 --> 00:59:45,360
All of them Barbie related.

927
00:59:45,840 --> 00:59:46,660
Just...

928
00:59:46,660 --> 00:59:48,900
What a strange time to be alive.

929
00:59:49,900 --> 00:59:54,000
I actually went back and looked at the block list as well of that person.

930
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:56,000
And it seems as though...

931
00:59:58,920 --> 01:00:00,000
They...

932
01:00:00,560 --> 01:00:02,480
They have 50 accounts.

933
01:00:02,740 --> 01:00:04,220
This is how fucking demented it is.

934
01:00:05,420 --> 01:00:07,920
Giving you an insight here into the behind the scenes grief.

935
01:00:08,380 --> 01:00:10,800
I looked at the block list and that same bar...

936
01:00:10,800 --> 01:00:12,820
I blocked 50 Barbie accounts.

937
01:00:13,820 --> 01:00:15,480
And it turns out you block someone.

938
01:00:15,560 --> 01:00:16,780
Doesn't mean they still...

939
01:00:16,780 --> 01:00:18,240
They do still exist.

940
01:00:18,480 --> 01:00:19,640
It's not like they're fucking...

941
01:00:19,640 --> 01:00:20,060
They've ended.

942
01:00:21,300 --> 01:00:24,660
The same yoke had changed their name then...

943
01:00:24,660 --> 01:00:25,660
To something else.

944
01:00:25,760 --> 01:00:26,760
Someone else related.

945
01:00:26,960 --> 01:00:27,400
Like...

946
01:00:27,400 --> 01:00:28,560
I'm not going to say the name.

947
01:00:29,680 --> 01:00:32,780
But it turns out they were a professional bully outfit or something.

948
01:00:32,880 --> 01:00:34,760
Or a professional fucking troll outfit.

949
01:00:34,760 --> 01:00:36,000
Because...

950
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:39,300
All the names then were relevant to this other person or this other channel.

951
01:00:39,660 --> 01:00:42,700
And they were really vitriolic nasty fucking names as well.

952
01:00:42,700 --> 01:00:43,700
So I mean...

953
01:00:44,580 --> 01:00:48,500
I shouldn't have said that because...

954
01:00:48,500 --> 01:00:50,020
I do then...

955
01:00:50,020 --> 01:00:50,300
You know...

956
01:00:50,300 --> 01:00:51,160
If you have the knowledge...

957
01:00:51,160 --> 01:00:51,900
You have the power...

958
01:00:51,900 --> 01:00:52,460
This person...

959
01:00:52,460 --> 01:00:53,920
Whoever's watching now will know...

960
01:00:53,920 --> 01:00:54,440
That they...

961
01:00:54,440 --> 01:00:55,460
That I know...

962
01:00:55,460 --> 01:00:57,400
That they're a professional fucking troll.

963
01:00:58,340 --> 01:00:59,020
But I mean...

964
01:00:59,020 --> 01:00:59,640
What can you do?

965
01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:01,560
I mean...

966
01:01:01,560 --> 01:01:02,760
You can take it to Google...

967
01:01:02,760 --> 01:01:03,840
But they don't fucking care.

968
01:01:03,920 --> 01:01:05,280
Those guys do not care.

969
01:01:06,080 --> 01:01:08,520
I was down there two weeks ago with Roro...

970
01:01:08,520 --> 01:01:10,240
Rapping on the fucking windows.

971
01:01:11,720 --> 01:01:13,160
Trying to get Roro's...

972
01:01:13,160 --> 01:01:14,160
YouTube...

973
01:01:14,160 --> 01:01:15,400
RudeTube...

974
01:01:15,400 --> 01:01:16,520
Account...

975
01:01:16,520 --> 01:01:17,300
Re-established.

976
01:01:19,160 --> 01:01:23,180
They finally answered the door after fucking two hours of manic rapping.

977
01:01:24,220 --> 01:01:24,460
And...

978
01:01:24,460 --> 01:01:26,340
They said...

979
01:01:26,340 --> 01:01:26,880
What's the matter?

980
01:01:27,020 --> 01:01:27,520
I said...

981
01:01:27,520 --> 01:01:27,900
Who...

982
01:01:27,900 --> 01:01:28,640
I said...

983
01:01:28,640 --> 01:01:29,660
This is the matter.

984
01:01:30,460 --> 01:01:32,240
You need to get his fucking account up and running.

985
01:01:32,580 --> 01:01:35,320
Or we're going to be staging a fucking six day protest out here.

986
01:01:36,440 --> 01:01:37,320
Abdullah's...

987
01:01:37,320 --> 01:01:38,180
Fucking...

988
01:01:38,180 --> 01:01:41,120
Pictures of the fucking Wolf Jones...

989
01:01:41,120 --> 01:01:42,000
Of Pierce...

990
01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:43,180
Connolly...

991
01:01:43,180 --> 01:01:45,380
We won't leave.

992
01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:47,220
And they said...

993
01:01:47,220 --> 01:01:47,840
What's wrong?

994
01:01:47,880 --> 01:01:48,300
What's the matter?

995
01:01:48,400 --> 01:01:48,760
I said...

996
01:01:48,760 --> 01:01:50,480
Get his fucking RudeTube account up.

997
01:01:50,740 --> 01:01:51,040
They said...

998
01:01:51,040 --> 01:01:51,860
We're not RudeTube.

999
01:01:51,960 --> 01:01:52,440
We're YouTube.

1000
01:01:52,620 --> 01:01:53,280
Google is YouTube.

1001
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:54,440
I said...

1002
01:01:54,440 --> 01:01:54,720
Right.

1003
01:01:54,880 --> 01:01:55,600
Didn't know that.

1004
01:01:56,120 --> 01:01:57,860
I'm fucking sorry for wasting your time.

1005
01:01:59,900 --> 01:02:00,900
And with that...

1006
01:02:01,780 --> 01:02:04,740
We both went down to the Grand Canal Dock Doored Station.

1007
01:02:07,720 --> 01:02:09,020
Got on a fucking train.

1008
01:02:10,560 --> 01:02:11,600
Right out to Kleine.

1009
01:02:13,220 --> 01:02:14,380
Back to the gaff here.

1010
01:02:14,640 --> 01:02:15,400
A few martinis.

1011
01:02:15,680 --> 01:02:17,700
Then right back up into the sky base again.

1012
01:02:21,300 --> 01:02:21,740
CJ.

1013
01:02:22,040 --> 01:02:23,460
Thank you very much for your tip.

1014
01:02:23,580 --> 01:02:23,740
Bud...

1015
01:02:23,740 --> 01:02:24,580
Budweiser.

1016
01:02:24,680 --> 01:02:26,140
I hope you're getting on well Budski.

1017
01:02:26,800 --> 01:02:27,200
Look.

1018
01:02:27,320 --> 01:02:27,620
The good...

1019
01:02:27,620 --> 01:02:29,360
The good times are going to fucking roll again.

1020
01:02:29,580 --> 01:02:30,660
I do believe that.

1021
01:02:31,700 --> 01:02:32,460
While I'm here.

1022
01:02:32,560 --> 01:02:35,180
I might just have a little look where that donut came in from.

1023
01:02:35,360 --> 01:02:36,100
The Barbie one.

1024
01:02:37,600 --> 01:02:41,920
Because if we can link that fucking email address to the professional troll accounts.

1025
01:02:42,020 --> 01:02:43,700
Then we might be onto something here.

1026
01:02:45,700 --> 01:02:46,140
Samantha.

1027
01:02:46,720 --> 01:02:47,160
Look.

1028
01:02:47,240 --> 01:02:47,620
Samantha.

1029
01:02:47,620 --> 01:02:49,440
I want to say a big thank you.

1030
01:02:49,720 --> 01:02:50,340
For that tip.

1031
01:02:50,860 --> 01:02:53,180
For your continued support.

1032
01:02:54,340 --> 01:02:54,700
Okay.

1033
01:02:54,780 --> 01:02:55,540
So here we go.

1034
01:02:56,080 --> 01:02:57,040
And it links back.

1035
01:02:57,360 --> 01:02:57,760
Okay.

1036
01:02:57,860 --> 01:02:59,060
We've got a hotmail address.

1037
01:03:01,400 --> 01:03:01,880
Yep.

1038
01:03:07,760 --> 01:03:08,240
Okay.

1039
01:03:10,140 --> 01:03:12,980
Anyone in the chat there that knows about this sort of stuff.

1040
01:03:13,040 --> 01:03:17,100
Where should I go with this hotmail address from the Barbie tipper?

1041
01:03:17,100 --> 01:03:19,700
And it's definitely the same fucker who did all those accounts.

1042
01:03:20,200 --> 01:03:20,920
That we blocked.

1043
01:03:23,780 --> 01:03:24,920
We got their hotmail.

1044
01:03:26,160 --> 01:03:27,660
We've got their fucking hotmail man.

1045
01:03:28,560 --> 01:03:29,140
Google it.

1046
01:03:29,360 --> 01:03:30,020
Let's have a look.

1047
01:03:30,340 --> 01:03:32,260
I'm not going to let you know what that is.

1048
01:03:32,460 --> 01:03:32,980
But let's...

1049
01:03:32,980 --> 01:03:34,940
Fuck.

1050
01:03:35,940 --> 01:03:38,400
I should have kept this on the DL.

1051
01:03:38,400 --> 01:03:38,400
I should have kept this on the DL.

1052
01:03:38,400 --> 01:03:41,520
But why would I waste my own free time tracking down this guy?

1053
01:03:46,520 --> 01:03:47,360
Do you know what?

1054
01:03:47,420 --> 01:03:48,880
It didn't upset me.

1055
01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:55,900
It didn't upset me until I saw the names have been changed from Barbie references to a targeted abuse at someone.

1056
01:03:55,900 --> 01:03:58,080
And it was a female.

1057
01:03:58,080 --> 01:04:01,060
I don't know who it is.

1058
01:04:01,540 --> 01:04:04,220
But it was saying awful shit in the title about her.

1059
01:04:04,220 --> 01:04:05,020
Like...

1060
01:04:05,020 --> 01:04:10,260
I'd love to fucking put it to the community there.

1061
01:04:10,400 --> 01:04:11,680
Community track down.

1062
01:04:12,680 --> 01:04:13,840
I'm not going to dox.

1063
01:04:13,940 --> 01:04:15,300
You see, this is where I'm...

1064
01:04:15,300 --> 01:04:17,020
This is where I don't slip up.

1065
01:04:17,340 --> 01:04:18,100
I don't dox.

1066
01:04:18,640 --> 01:04:20,400
But I do...

1067
01:04:20,400 --> 01:04:21,300
Detect.

1068
01:04:31,400 --> 01:04:33,240
Patrick Kerens.

1069
01:04:33,320 --> 01:04:34,580
Can you do the Viper's voice?

1070
01:04:35,100 --> 01:04:36,620
I actually can't, Pat.

1071
01:04:37,940 --> 01:04:39,760
I don't know how to do that.

1072
01:04:39,840 --> 01:04:41,920
That kind of nasally kind of voice.

1073
01:04:42,100 --> 01:04:43,420
You know, a real tough one.

1074
01:04:44,360 --> 01:04:45,380
A real tough one.

1075
01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:46,860
But thanks for watching.

1076
01:04:46,960 --> 01:04:48,120
I'm glad you're tuned in.

1077
01:04:49,040 --> 01:04:50,660
Report the account for bullying.

1078
01:04:51,080 --> 01:04:52,820
There's 50 different fucking accounts.

1079
01:04:57,700 --> 01:05:00,540
It was an email address created just to troll.

1080
01:05:00,540 --> 01:05:02,420
So, not much.

1081
01:05:13,600 --> 01:05:20,140
Do you know, I was reading a book there about the guy who started the fucking dark web job.

1082
01:05:20,240 --> 01:05:22,000
And he got sent down for life.

1083
01:05:22,300 --> 01:05:23,340
And he was like a family...

1084
01:05:23,340 --> 01:05:24,280
He was not a family man.

1085
01:05:24,320 --> 01:05:26,120
But he was like a clean cut.

1086
01:05:29,540 --> 01:05:31,540
You know, he's...

1087
01:05:31,540 --> 01:05:35,740
He wasn't like a fucking cartel criminal.

1088
01:05:36,260 --> 01:05:37,860
He was like a computer whiz.

1089
01:05:38,420 --> 01:05:43,760
But in the end, he actually did fucking display signs of terrible moral judgment.

1090
01:05:44,020 --> 01:05:45,980
You know, ordering hitmans and shit like that.

1091
01:05:46,700 --> 01:05:48,700
But he fucking...

1092
01:05:48,700 --> 01:05:49,700
He fucking...

1093
01:05:49,700 --> 01:05:51,700
The way they caught him...

1094
01:05:52,980 --> 01:05:56,440
There's a myriad of different trails and things like that that were going on.

1095
01:05:56,480 --> 01:05:57,120
But it was amazing.

1096
01:05:57,220 --> 01:05:58,700
The one thing he fucked up on is...

1097
01:05:59,400 --> 01:06:05,880
He'd seeded the new Silk Road website that he created on an online...

1098
01:06:05,880 --> 01:06:06,820
On a fucking forum.

1099
01:06:07,380 --> 01:06:09,380
And he'd said...

1100
01:06:09,380 --> 01:06:09,380
Hey guys, check...

1101
01:06:09,380 --> 01:06:13,000
Hey guys, check out the new fucking Silk Road.

1102
01:06:13,100 --> 01:06:14,820
You can buy anything.

1103
01:06:15,820 --> 01:06:16,660
And I'm paraphrasing.

1104
01:06:21,380 --> 01:06:29,100
He'd gone through a million layers of security on the fucking deep space web or wherever you call it.

1105
01:06:29,440 --> 01:06:31,180
And encryption.

1106
01:06:31,520 --> 01:06:32,320
All this stuff.

1107
01:06:34,240 --> 01:06:39,380
But the fucking email address he'd registered on the forum...

1108
01:06:39,380 --> 01:06:41,380
To write that comment...

1109
01:06:42,520 --> 01:06:44,340
Was his own fucking Gmail.

1110
01:06:48,360 --> 01:06:50,440
So hopefully this guy here...

1111
01:06:50,440 --> 01:06:52,480
We track him down now and he's seeding...

1112
01:06:52,480 --> 01:06:53,560
He's seeding something.

1113
01:07:03,740 --> 01:07:05,380
What was the book called?

1114
01:07:05,640 --> 01:07:07,380
Well, I can't remember.

1115
01:07:08,200 --> 01:07:09,740
But it's something Silk Road.

1116
01:07:10,620 --> 01:07:11,820
And I gotta tell you...

1117
01:07:11,820 --> 01:07:13,820
There's a documentary about it as well.

1118
01:07:14,020 --> 01:07:15,180
I saw the documentary...

1119
01:07:15,180 --> 01:07:16,380
I saw the doc...

1120
01:07:16,380 --> 01:07:17,380
And I thought...

1121
01:07:17,380 --> 01:07:18,820
I'm gonna have to read the book.

1122
01:07:19,880 --> 01:07:21,880
I watched the doc flicks...

1123
01:07:22,760 --> 01:07:23,280
And I thought...

1124
01:07:23,280 --> 01:07:24,820
I'm gonna have to flick through a few of the pages.

1125
01:07:25,420 --> 01:07:27,260
Because I want to get deep into the lit.

1126
01:07:33,480 --> 01:07:35,720
Sorry, I'm just trying to track down this lad here.

1127
01:07:35,860 --> 01:07:37,080
Black Mesa's still going.

1128
01:07:37,080 --> 01:07:39,880
Fuck, will I do it later?

1129
01:07:40,200 --> 01:07:40,840
Will I do it later?

1130
01:07:40,840 --> 01:07:40,840
I'm gonna do it later.

1131
01:07:49,700 --> 01:07:53,320
So far, there are no results.

1132
01:07:53,320 --> 01:07:55,420
So it's a professional troll.

1133
01:07:56,220 --> 01:07:58,260
We're dealing with a professional troll, guys.

1134
01:07:59,520 --> 01:08:00,940
50 YouTube accounts...

1135
01:08:01,940 --> 01:08:04,940
When they get blocked...

1136
01:08:04,940 --> 01:08:07,120
The troll moves on to a different person.

1137
01:08:10,000 --> 01:08:10,480
Insane.

1138
01:08:11,200 --> 01:08:12,720
Insane level of dedication.

1139
01:08:16,200 --> 01:08:17,080
Great work rate.

1140
01:08:17,080 --> 01:08:17,960
Great work ethic.

1141
01:08:18,580 --> 01:08:19,540
Almost admirable.

1142
01:08:20,820 --> 01:08:21,820
Nasty morals.

1143
01:08:23,280 --> 01:08:23,840
Disgusting.

1144
01:08:25,160 --> 01:08:26,160
But a fucking great worker.

1145
01:08:33,000 --> 01:08:34,420
Samantha, thank you very much.

1146
01:08:34,960 --> 01:08:35,680
Boz.

1147
01:08:35,860 --> 01:08:36,820
Boz man.

1148
01:08:36,960 --> 01:08:37,920
Thank you very much.

1149
01:08:37,920 --> 01:08:38,000
Thank you.

1150
01:08:44,080 --> 01:08:44,640
Okay.

1151
01:08:44,640 --> 01:08:44,640
Okay.

1152
01:08:51,460 --> 01:08:53,700
You have the wannabe friends comments.

1153
01:08:54,040 --> 01:08:54,340
No.

1154
01:08:54,540 --> 01:08:55,640
Haven't reached them.

1155
01:08:55,740 --> 01:08:57,640
They just...

1156
01:08:57,640 --> 01:08:59,380
It was a guy...

1157
01:08:59,380 --> 01:09:00,200
Thank you very much.

1158
01:09:00,280 --> 01:09:00,920
Don't worry.

1159
01:09:02,920 --> 01:09:04,480
It wasn't bad, but it was...

1160
01:09:04,480 --> 01:09:05,740
It was just that the names were bad.

1161
01:09:05,820 --> 01:09:08,520
It kept on saying Barbie, and then after the Barbie...

1162
01:09:08,520 --> 01:09:15,480
Barbie was just a suffix for what usually followed on to be an absolutely terrible...

1163
01:09:15,480 --> 01:09:16,880
Barbie was a prefix.

1164
01:09:19,620 --> 01:09:23,700
Carl, thank you very much for what usually ends up being a...

1165
01:09:23,700 --> 01:09:29,040
Having an absolutely disgusting and despicable suffix on the end of it.

1166
01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:35,540
Wannabe friends, chats...

1167
01:09:35,540 --> 01:09:36,380
No, none of those.

1168
01:09:36,500 --> 01:09:38,260
There's been none of the...

1169
01:09:38,260 --> 01:09:41,220
The kind of weird kind of...

1170
01:09:41,220 --> 01:09:42,260
Contacting outside...

1171
01:09:43,100 --> 01:09:44,260
Outside hours...

1172
01:09:44,980 --> 01:09:46,220
Through different means, you know.

1173
01:09:46,320 --> 01:09:46,900
None of that.

1174
01:09:48,580 --> 01:09:48,940
Wasn't...

1175
01:09:48,940 --> 01:09:50,680
Wasn't Barbie donating too?

1176
01:09:50,840 --> 01:09:52,260
See our gartersnake.

1177
01:09:52,380 --> 01:09:53,480
Yes, indeed.

1178
01:09:54,540 --> 01:09:56,720
And that's what started this...

1179
01:09:56,720 --> 01:09:59,780
Little trip down detective lane there.

1180
01:09:59,860 --> 01:10:02,440
Ten minutes ago, we got a tip from...

1181
01:10:02,440 --> 01:10:04,080
From Barbie again.

1182
01:10:04,260 --> 01:10:05,440
I thought...

1183
01:10:05,440 --> 01:10:06,840
That piqued my interest.

1184
01:10:07,320 --> 01:10:08,200
That piqued my interest.

1185
01:10:08,380 --> 01:10:10,660
I thought we hadn't seen Barbie in a long time.

1186
01:10:13,720 --> 01:10:14,760
But now...

1187
01:10:14,760 --> 01:10:16,360
Now he's back again.

1188
01:10:18,320 --> 01:10:19,060
Or she.

1189
01:10:21,460 --> 01:10:22,100
Or she.

1190
01:10:22,100 --> 01:10:25,340
But you'd want to watch out.

1191
01:10:25,400 --> 01:10:26,640
You don't want to feed the trolls.

1192
01:10:27,160 --> 01:10:28,340
Because that's what they say.

1193
01:10:28,480 --> 01:10:29,660
You know, you feed the trolls...

1194
01:10:29,660 --> 01:10:32,100
Like little gremlins.

1195
01:10:32,560 --> 01:10:33,360
You don't want to feed them.

1196
01:10:36,360 --> 01:10:38,000
Trolls could be like gremlins, guys.

1197
01:10:41,260 --> 01:10:44,320
Track down a computer inside RTE.

1198
01:10:44,320 --> 01:10:47,620
We've tracked you down.

1199
01:10:47,820 --> 01:10:50,400
The IP address comes from Donnybrook.

1200
01:10:51,720 --> 01:10:54,620
We triangulated the address of the IP.

1201
01:10:55,200 --> 01:10:56,300
The DNS server.

1202
01:10:57,100 --> 01:10:58,740
Apparently there was a fucking...

1203
01:10:58,740 --> 01:11:00,200
There was a packet sent.

1204
01:11:01,060 --> 01:11:03,440
Two computers were talking to each other.

1205
01:11:04,180 --> 01:11:05,260
One from D4.

1206
01:11:05,260 --> 01:11:08,180
Another one from inside the RTE campus.

1207
01:11:08,720 --> 01:11:09,940
We're on to them.

1208
01:11:10,140 --> 01:11:11,260
We know who they are.

1209
01:11:11,560 --> 01:11:13,860
It's the RTE Insider Twitter account.

1210
01:11:15,520 --> 01:11:17,480
They're operating on a VPN.

1211
01:11:19,480 --> 01:11:21,280
They're spilling the beans.

1212
01:11:22,940 --> 01:11:23,700
On Nuacht.

1213
01:11:24,660 --> 01:11:26,760
On Prayer at Bedtime Reboot.

1214
01:11:27,520 --> 01:11:29,240
They fucking blew the lid.

1215
01:11:29,300 --> 01:11:31,860
They blew the load on the fucking Primetime...

1216
01:11:31,860 --> 01:11:34,520
Prayer at Bedtime Reboot.

1217
01:11:34,580 --> 01:11:37,000
That was going to shock and awe the public.

1218
01:11:37,880 --> 01:11:40,700
At 6pm and 12 every day.

1219
01:11:45,960 --> 01:11:47,660
Liam, thanks so much, Budski.

1220
01:11:48,120 --> 01:11:49,160
Going to keep moving here.

1221
01:11:49,420 --> 01:11:50,700
Because if you've just joined,

1222
01:11:50,960 --> 01:11:53,780
you've reached a man talking about a load of nonsense.

1223
01:11:54,700 --> 01:11:56,500
We need to get back into Black Mesa.

1224
01:11:56,780 --> 01:11:57,760
Black Mercedes.

1225
01:12:00,140 --> 01:12:01,100
Black Mercedes.

1226
01:12:02,100 --> 01:12:03,960
Great motors, Konzo, says Carl.

1227
01:12:04,040 --> 01:12:04,680
Thanks so much.

1228
01:12:05,160 --> 01:12:06,220
Don't worry, thank you.

1229
01:12:06,220 --> 01:12:10,200
Right, let's get going.

1230
01:12:10,300 --> 01:12:10,960
Where's the action?

1231
01:12:11,040 --> 01:12:12,200
We haven't fired a gun here.

1232
01:12:12,360 --> 01:12:13,300
But before you do,

1233
01:12:13,680 --> 01:12:15,300
activate the electron multiplier

1234
01:12:15,300 --> 01:12:17,340
and report the readings from the microchannel.

1235
01:12:17,340 --> 01:12:18,500
Gordon, I'm in the middle of something here.

1236
01:12:21,000 --> 01:12:23,020
A stunning new docuseries.

1237
01:12:23,280 --> 01:12:25,560
A stunning new A-part docuseries

1238
01:12:25,560 --> 01:12:27,580
on the RTE Insider.

1239
01:12:28,280 --> 01:12:30,040
Narrated by Connor Williams.

1240
01:12:31,540 --> 01:12:32,780
For RTE.

1241
01:12:33,380 --> 01:12:35,720
In association with Konzo Productions.

1242
01:12:35,720 --> 01:12:40,760
We bring you down to the test lab of ideas.

1243
01:12:42,760 --> 01:12:44,500
We go, we go,

1244
01:12:44,900 --> 01:12:46,280
we scratch beneath the surface

1245
01:12:46,280 --> 01:12:47,840
and find out who was sending

1246
01:12:47,840 --> 01:12:50,720
illicit tweets from inside Donnybrook.

1247
01:12:51,860 --> 01:12:53,380
We know who they are.

1248
01:12:53,860 --> 01:12:55,140
Do they know who we are?

1249
01:12:55,460 --> 01:12:56,400
We're going to doorstep.

1250
01:12:57,060 --> 01:12:58,620
Join us episode 6

1251
01:12:58,620 --> 01:13:01,220
when we finally doorstep the RTE Insider.

1252
01:13:04,140 --> 01:13:05,160
Excuse me.

1253
01:13:06,160 --> 01:13:07,680
Have you got a moment for Konzo?

1254
01:13:07,880 --> 01:13:09,600
Have you got a moment for RTE?

1255
01:13:09,960 --> 01:13:10,600
It's Konzo.

1256
01:13:10,860 --> 01:13:11,980
Connor Williams for RTE.

1257
01:13:12,920 --> 01:13:14,720
Conor investigates for RTE.

1258
01:13:14,720 --> 01:13:15,720
Great.

1259
01:13:15,720 --> 01:13:17,720
Great.

1260
01:13:17,720 --> 01:13:19,720
Great.

1261
01:13:19,720 --> 01:13:21,720
Great.

1262
01:13:21,720 --> 01:13:23,720
Great.

1263
01:13:23,720 --> 01:13:25,720
Great.

1264
01:13:25,720 --> 01:13:27,720
Great.

1265
01:13:27,720 --> 01:13:29,720
Great stuff, lads.

1266
01:13:29,720 --> 01:13:31,720
Let's get this over and done with and then hit the links for-

1267
01:13:31,720 --> 01:13:33,720
-I don't know. -I don't know.

1268
01:13:33,720 --> 01:13:35,720
-I don't know. -I don't know.

1269
01:13:35,720 --> 01:13:37,720
-I don't know. -Gordon doesn't need to hear all this.

1270
01:13:37,720 --> 01:13:39,720
He's a highly trained professional.

1271
01:13:39,720 --> 01:13:43,720
We've assured the administrator that nothing will go wrong.

1272
01:13:43,720 --> 01:13:45,720
Yes.

1273
01:13:45,720 --> 01:13:47,720
You're right.

1274
01:13:47,720 --> 01:13:51,720
Gordon, we have complete confidence in you.

1275
01:13:51,720 --> 01:13:53,720
Great stuff, lads.

1276
01:13:53,720 --> 01:13:55,720
Well, go ahead. Let's let him in now.

1277
01:13:55,720 --> 01:13:59,720
Let's get this over and done with and then hit the links for-

1278
01:14:01,720 --> 01:14:03,720
A nice swift nine holes.

1279
01:14:05,720 --> 01:14:07,720
And then to Kylie's.

1280
01:14:07,720 --> 01:14:10,720
For a fucking scalp of jars.

1281
01:14:10,720 --> 01:14:11,720
How about that?

1282
01:14:12,720 --> 01:14:13,720
How about you?

1283
01:14:13,720 --> 01:14:15,720
How you getting on, big lion?

1284
01:14:16,720 --> 01:14:18,720
Wanna swing by Kylie's later?

1285
01:14:19,720 --> 01:14:21,720
Yeah, it's still open.

1286
01:14:21,720 --> 01:14:23,720
They're pretending it's closed, but I mean-

1287
01:14:23,720 --> 01:14:26,720
I've got the Kylie's gold card.

1288
01:14:26,720 --> 01:14:28,720
Can bring you down there later on.

1289
01:14:28,720 --> 01:14:29,720
We can access it through-

1290
01:14:29,720 --> 01:14:31,720
You can't go through the doors.

1291
01:14:31,720 --> 01:14:33,720
I'm telling him about Kylie's, man.

1292
01:14:33,720 --> 01:14:35,720
I'm just savoring the moment.

1293
01:14:35,720 --> 01:14:36,720
I exactly say-

1294
01:14:36,720 --> 01:14:39,720
One day he'll look back to this as the beginning of his illustrious career.

1295
01:14:39,720 --> 01:14:40,720
We might.

1296
01:14:40,720 --> 01:14:42,720
We might look back later on when we're fucking three sheets to the wind.

1297
01:14:42,720 --> 01:14:45,720
But look, we can fucking access Kylie's through a-

1298
01:14:45,720 --> 01:14:50,720
There's no need for performance anxiety, Dr. Freeman.

1299
01:14:50,720 --> 01:14:51,720
Don't worry, there'll be no performance anxiety.

1300
01:14:51,720 --> 01:14:52,720
Of course not.

1301
01:14:52,720 --> 01:14:54,720
You're a seasoned pro right now.

1302
01:14:54,720 --> 01:14:55,720
You fucking got-

1303
01:14:55,720 --> 01:14:56,720
You can say that twice.

1304
01:14:56,720 --> 01:15:01,720
You can access Kylie's through a fucking secret chamber base,

1305
01:15:01,720 --> 01:15:06,720
which goes from underneath Donny RTE Studios and goes right into Kylie's.

1306
01:15:06,720 --> 01:15:10,720
It was designed by Pat Kenny and installed by Joe Duffy.

1307
01:15:12,720 --> 01:15:13,720
Secret-

1308
01:15:13,720 --> 01:15:14,720
He's a secret scalper.

1309
01:15:16,720 --> 01:15:17,720
Joe Duff.

1310
01:15:19,720 --> 01:15:20,720
J-Duff's.

1311
01:15:20,720 --> 01:15:23,720
I was talking to J-Duff's earlier on.

1312
01:15:25,720 --> 01:15:30,720
He was giving it the fucking 715-895 on the dog and whistle.

1313
01:15:30,720 --> 01:15:31,720
Wash your hat.

1314
01:15:31,720 --> 01:15:32,720
1850.

1315
01:15:32,720 --> 01:15:34,720
715-895.

1316
01:15:37,720 --> 01:15:38,720
Don't worry, thanks so much.

1317
01:15:38,720 --> 01:15:39,720
Alright, Gordon.

1318
01:15:39,720 --> 01:15:42,720
Your suit should keep you comfortable through all this.

1319
01:15:42,720 --> 01:15:45,720
The specimen will be delivered to you in a few moments.

1320
01:15:46,720 --> 01:15:50,720
Now, if you would be so good as to climb up and start the rotors,

1321
01:15:50,720 --> 01:15:54,720
that way we can break the anti-mask spectrometer to 80%

1322
01:15:54,720 --> 01:15:57,720
and hold it there until the carrier arrives.

1323
01:15:58,720 --> 01:16:01,720
I wonder there's auto save on the quick save.

1324
01:16:01,720 --> 01:16:02,720
Okay.

1325
01:16:03,720 --> 01:16:04,720
Need a little bit more ish.

1326
01:16:05,720 --> 01:16:06,720
Back in a minute there.

1327
01:16:07,720 --> 01:16:08,720
Back in a minute, guys.

1328
01:16:09,720 --> 01:16:10,720
Back in a minute.

1329
01:16:10,720 --> 01:16:11,720
Back in a minzo.

1330
01:16:13,720 --> 01:16:14,720
Is this thing on?

1331
01:16:14,720 --> 01:16:15,720
Gordon.

1332
01:16:15,720 --> 01:16:19,720
Climb up and start the rotors.

1333
01:16:19,720 --> 01:16:20,720
Gordon.

1334
01:16:20,720 --> 01:16:21,720
Are you not hearing me?

1335
01:16:21,720 --> 01:16:24,720
Climb up and start the rotors, please.

1336
01:16:25,720 --> 01:16:33,720
Gordon, are you not hearing me? Climb up and start the rotors, please.

1337
01:16:43,720 --> 01:16:46,720
Dr. Freeman, please.

1338
01:16:46,720 --> 01:17:16,700
How's it going, guys? Connor Williams here, former senior sales executive, Mercedes Ireland. Now, Half-Life extraordinaire. Black Mesa style, the reboot, the remaster, the reimagining of a classic.

1339
01:17:16,700 --> 01:17:46,680
Streaming to you live from the luxury confines of my second holiday home. Precise location, non-disclosed. You don't want that fucking Barbie freak parking up his car outside and trying to fucking get out of the way.

1340
01:17:46,680 --> 01:17:56,680
I'm sorry about that. I just have an irrational fear of fucking loony tuners.

1341
01:17:56,680 --> 01:18:23,620
You have a beautiful home, says Human. Human, thanks so much, bud. I really hope you're getting on well. I can tell you have a beautiful soul. I really do. I really can. I mean.

1342
01:18:24,680 --> 01:18:38,680
What have we got here? Let's have a little look at some kind-hearted messages here. Auntie MC. Thanks so much, Auntie MC. It's just fucking...

1343
01:18:38,680 --> 01:18:56,680
Last four words. I really am. The Jerry Ann reaction to Frank Court should win an IFTA. That sounds fantastic. I'll have to tell Francis about that. Spuzz... Spuzz... Spud... Spuzz Spud. Thank you very much.

1344
01:18:56,680 --> 01:19:14,680
Have a San Pell in the RTE canteen on me. You're a fucking kind-hearted kind-hatcher. Thanks so much. Very kind of you. And Donal Murray and Dr. Breen.

1345
01:19:14,680 --> 01:19:37,680
That's the kind of clap that you deserve. One of those fucking slow starts. Real slow burner. Love the slow burn claps, you know. I really do. Thank you so much. Donal Murray.

1346
01:19:37,680 --> 01:19:45,680
Bad news, Connor. You're gonna have to fire a few more of those nerds. No work etiquette.

1347
01:19:45,680 --> 01:19:51,680
Hopefully not. Hopefully you can just dispatch them when I get some sort of gun or weapon. Liam, been watching your stuff since I was a wee young fella.

1348
01:19:51,680 --> 01:19:59,680
Keep doing what you do. Liam, thanks so much, man. I'm gonna keep doing... If you're watching, if you're all watching out there, I'm gonna keep doing...

1349
01:19:59,680 --> 01:20:09,680
And if Francis Higgins continues to allow me to log in on his channel and stream on his channel...

1350
01:20:09,680 --> 01:20:21,680
There's no fucking end in sight. There's no end in sight. It's an absolute pleasure and a joy. Ode to joy. To be able to fucking...

1351
01:20:21,680 --> 01:20:35,680
Press a few buttons. Flick a few switches. A few flick lifters. And it's a pleasure to have you watching. It's about really... It's...

1352
01:20:35,680 --> 01:20:37,840
I'll be watching as well, it really is.

1353
01:20:45,000 --> 01:20:46,840
Ben McGarry, thank you very much.

1354
01:20:50,480 --> 01:20:52,640
What the McGarry is going on there?

1355
01:20:55,000 --> 01:20:56,840
Don't like the look of this, guys.

1356
01:21:00,780 --> 01:21:03,040
It's getting a little bit hairy down there.

1357
01:21:03,040 --> 01:21:09,040
We cannot predict how long the system can operate at this level, nor how long the reading will take.

1358
01:21:09,040 --> 01:21:11,040
But please work as quickly as you can.

1359
01:21:14,040 --> 01:21:19,040
David Lynch engineered the machines as Sean. Disgusting.

1360
01:21:28,040 --> 01:21:30,040
Generous tip-a-rooney.

1361
01:21:31,040 --> 01:21:33,040
You're an absolute youth.

1362
01:21:40,040 --> 01:21:42,040
Something about a Jack Russell there.

1363
01:21:48,040 --> 01:21:50,040
Where am I meant to go here? I need to go downtown.

1364
01:21:50,040 --> 01:21:51,040
Get downstairs.

1365
01:21:53,040 --> 01:21:54,040
It's a joke.

1366
01:21:57,040 --> 01:21:58,040
It's a joke machine.

1367
01:21:59,040 --> 01:22:01,040
It's a joke. It's a fucking joke machine.

1368
01:22:01,040 --> 01:22:02,040
Whoever made it.

1369
01:22:07,040 --> 01:22:08,040
Am I meant to get into that?

1370
01:22:08,040 --> 01:22:09,040
Do I get into that?

1371
01:22:11,040 --> 01:22:12,040
What's that?

1372
01:22:21,040 --> 01:22:21,040
Whoa!

1373
01:22:25,040 --> 01:22:26,040
And now I'm dead.

1374
01:22:26,040 --> 01:22:26,040
Well that wasn't meant to happen was it?

1375
01:22:26,040 --> 01:22:27,040
You're not meant to fucking jump into the yoke.

1376
01:22:27,040 --> 01:22:27,040
Onwards. Onwards and upwards.

1377
01:22:28,040 --> 01:22:29,040
Free Spike Fox, thank you very much for your turn.

1378
01:22:29,040 --> 01:22:31,040
Jamie J Car.

1379
01:22:31,040 --> 01:22:32,040
Thanks so much Budski. I hope you're getting on well Budweiser.

1380
01:22:32,040 --> 01:22:33,040
We'll take it from here.

1381
01:22:33,040 --> 01:22:34,040
We might hit the links later on.

1382
01:22:34,040 --> 01:22:34,040
After this little seance here.

1383
01:22:34,040 --> 01:22:35,040
3, 2, 1.

1384
01:22:35,040 --> 01:22:36,040
3, 2, 1.

1385
01:22:36,040 --> 01:22:37,040
I'm sure you're getting on the way.

1386
01:22:37,040 --> 01:22:38,040
I'm sure you're getting on the way.

1387
01:22:38,040 --> 01:22:39,040
I'm sure you're getting on the way.

1388
01:22:39,040 --> 01:22:40,040
I'm sure you're getting on the way.

1389
01:22:40,040 --> 01:22:41,040
I'm sure you're getting on the way.

1390
01:22:41,040 --> 01:22:42,040
I'm sure you're getting on the way.

1391
01:22:42,040 --> 01:22:43,040
I'm sure you're getting on the way.

1392
01:22:43,040 --> 01:22:44,040
I'm sure you're getting on the way.

1393
01:22:44,040 --> 01:22:45,040
I'm sure you're getting on the way.

1394
01:22:45,040 --> 01:22:46,040
I'm sure you're getting on the way.

1395
01:22:46,040 --> 01:22:47,040
I'm sure you're getting on the way.

1396
01:22:47,040 --> 01:22:48,040
I'm sure you're getting on the way.

1397
01:22:48,040 --> 01:22:49,040
I'm sure you're getting on the way.

1398
01:22:49,040 --> 01:22:50,040
I'm sure you're getting on the way.

1399
01:22:50,040 --> 01:22:51,040
I'm sure you're getting on the way.

1400
01:22:51,040 --> 01:22:52,040
I'm sure you're getting on the way.

1401
01:22:52,040 --> 01:22:53,040
I'm sure you're getting on the way.

1402
01:22:53,040 --> 01:22:54,040
I'm sure you're getting on the way.

1403
01:22:54,040 --> 01:22:55,040
I'm sure you're getting on the way.

1404
01:22:55,040 --> 01:22:56,040
I'm sure you're getting on the way.

1405
01:22:56,040 --> 01:22:57,040
I'm sure you're getting on the way.

1406
01:22:57,040 --> 01:22:58,040
I'm sure you're getting on the way.

1407
01:22:58,040 --> 01:22:59,040
I'm sure you're getting on the way.

1408
01:22:59,040 --> 01:23:00,040
I'm sure you're getting on the way.

1409
01:23:00,040 --> 01:23:01,040
I'm sure you're getting on the way.

1410
01:23:01,040 --> 01:23:02,040
I'm sure you're getting on the way.

1411
01:23:02,040 --> 01:23:03,040
I'm sure you're getting on the way.

1412
01:23:03,040 --> 01:23:04,040
I'm sure you're getting on the way.

1413
01:23:04,040 --> 01:23:05,040
I'm sure you're getting on the way.

1414
01:23:05,040 --> 01:23:06,040
I'm sure you're getting on the way.

1415
01:23:06,040 --> 01:23:11,040
Okay, Garde took my CBD.

1416
01:23:11,040 --> 01:23:14,040
Says we're meant to push the little crystal swing yoke.

1417
01:23:14,040 --> 01:23:17,040
Here we go.

1418
01:23:17,040 --> 01:23:19,040
What's this?

1419
01:23:24,040 --> 01:23:26,040
Where's the fucking yoker?

1420
01:23:26,040 --> 01:23:31,040
Where's the little crystal swinger?

1421
01:23:31,040 --> 01:23:35,040
Where's the hucklebook?

1422
01:23:35,040 --> 01:23:38,040
Uh, it's probably not a problem.

1423
01:23:38,040 --> 01:23:39,040
Probably.

1424
01:23:39,040 --> 01:23:42,040
But I'm showing a small discrepancy in...

1425
01:23:42,040 --> 01:23:43,040
Well, no.

1426
01:23:43,040 --> 01:23:46,040
It's well with an acceptable notice again.

1427
01:23:46,040 --> 01:23:47,040
Sustaining sequence.

1428
01:23:47,040 --> 01:23:51,040
That's good to hear, Jamie.

1429
01:23:51,040 --> 01:23:52,040
Jamie, Jamie, Jamie.

1430
01:23:52,040 --> 01:23:53,040
Jamie, Jamie.

1431
01:23:53,040 --> 01:23:55,040
It should be coming up to you at any moment.

1432
01:23:55,040 --> 01:23:58,040
Look to the delivery system for your specimen.

1433
01:23:58,040 --> 01:24:04,040
Come on, there we go.

1434
01:24:04,040 --> 01:24:05,040
Little crystal swing.

1435
01:24:05,040 --> 01:24:09,040
Little crystal yoke in the middle of the hands there.

1436
01:24:09,040 --> 01:24:13,040
And now we push that standard insertion.

1437
01:24:13,040 --> 01:24:15,040
We've done this a million times.

1438
01:24:15,040 --> 01:24:17,040
Don't know why they're doing it in the first place.

1439
01:24:17,040 --> 01:24:19,040
There we go.

1440
01:24:19,040 --> 01:24:20,040
We're going to go.

1441
01:24:20,040 --> 01:24:21,040
Shit, get out of there.

1442
01:24:21,040 --> 01:24:22,040
Fucking blowing up.

1443
01:24:22,040 --> 01:24:23,040
You know who I am?

1444
01:24:23,040 --> 01:24:24,040
Open the door.

1445
01:24:24,040 --> 01:24:25,040
Do you know who I am?

1446
01:24:25,040 --> 01:24:36,040
I'm going to have your job unless you open the door.

1447
01:24:36,040 --> 01:24:37,040
No.

1448
01:24:37,040 --> 01:24:51,040
Nooo! Mercen-e-e-s! Nooo! Shurek! Nooo! Kylie's! Kylie's! Secret entrance to Kylie's!

1449
01:24:55,040 --> 01:25:01,040
Absolutely fucking huckle-bucked out of it man. Derek's swing, eat your heart out.

1450
01:25:03,040 --> 01:25:10,040
What's this? Where am I meant to go? What's going on lizards?

1451
01:25:13,040 --> 01:25:24,040
Fucking hell, we better get the tech boys onto this. Uh oh. Galanga. Your man's saying Galanga again.

1452
01:25:29,040 --> 01:25:39,040
Royal Birkdale. Thanks so much Royal Birkdale. Unforeseen Consequences. Unforeseen Consequences.

1453
01:25:39,040 --> 01:25:49,040
That's gonna be the new action film, uh, Conor Productions are gonna be making. We pitched it to L.A.

1454
01:25:49,040 --> 01:25:56,040
When the lockdown freezes over. We're gonna fucking pitch it to a few upmarket production hawks out there.

1455
01:25:56,040 --> 01:26:05,040
As you know, L.A. is the hotbed for production. Doesn't even- even if you're making shit. It doesn't matter as long as it's made in L.A.

1456
01:26:05,040 --> 01:26:17,040
People know you're a serious player in the biz. I know a good guy out there. He talks a good game and he sends great emails. And uh...

1457
01:26:17,040 --> 01:26:37,040
He reckons we can get something hustled up on. Unforeseen Consequences. It's basically like Michael Flatley's action movie starring himself but with me. Uh, an action movie about me. Written by me. Directed by me. Starring me. Okay, now we can get in here.

1458
01:26:37,040 --> 01:26:44,040
*Mario's voice*

1459
01:26:44,040 --> 01:26:46,040
*Mario's voice*

1460
01:26:46,040 --> 01:26:48,040
*Mario's voice*

1461
01:26:48,040 --> 01:26:50,040
"Konzo will be blushing if he knew about the filth"

1462
01:26:50,040 --> 01:26:51,040
"What's the filth?"

1463
01:26:51,040 --> 01:26:52,040
"Is there a fucking thing?"

1464
01:26:52,040 --> 01:26:55,040
"Is it there?"

1465
01:26:55,040 --> 01:26:58,040
"Is there filth in the chat?"

1466
01:26:58,040 --> 01:27:01,040
"Because if it needs to go we can get it going"

1467
01:27:01,040 --> 01:27:04,040
"Frumpty Shumpkins"

1468
01:27:04,040 --> 01:27:05,040
"Thanks so much"

1469
01:27:05,040 --> 01:27:07,040
"Someone's getting fucking CPR here"

1470
01:27:07,040 --> 01:27:09,040
"How do we crouch?"

1471
01:27:09,040 --> 01:27:10,040
"Okay"

1472
01:27:10,040 --> 01:27:12,040
"You alright bud?"

1473
01:27:12,040 --> 01:27:14,040
"You alright Budweiser?"

1474
01:27:14,040 --> 01:27:16,040
"It's Connor"

1475
01:27:16,040 --> 01:27:17,040
"Damn it breathe"

1476
01:27:17,040 --> 01:27:18,040
"It's Connor"

1477
01:27:18,040 --> 01:27:22,040
"You alright bud?"

1478
01:27:22,040 --> 01:27:27,040
"Stay with us pal"

1479
01:27:27,040 --> 01:27:29,040
"Think of the Sam Pell"

1480
01:27:29,040 --> 01:27:32,040
"Think of the Mercedes"

1481
01:27:32,040 --> 01:27:37,040
"I know you don't have one yet but you're gonna earn your way to the top"

1482
01:27:37,040 --> 01:27:40,040
"Come on lad"

1483
01:27:40,040 --> 01:27:42,040
"Please"

1484
01:27:42,040 --> 01:27:45,040
"I hope you had fucking Zurich"

1485
01:27:45,040 --> 01:27:46,040
"I hope you had"

1486
01:27:46,040 --> 01:27:47,040
"Breathe"

1487
01:27:47,040 --> 01:27:48,040
"Okay we're"

1488
01:27:48,040 --> 01:27:49,040
"He's gone"

1489
01:27:49,040 --> 01:27:50,040
"He's busted"

1490
01:27:50,040 --> 01:27:51,040
"Let's go"

1491
01:27:51,040 --> 01:27:52,040
"Let's save"

1492
01:27:52,040 --> 01:27:53,040
"Save ourselves"

1493
01:27:53,040 --> 01:27:54,040
"Jobb"

1494
01:27:54,040 --> 01:27:55,040
"Morning"

1495
01:27:55,040 --> 01:27:56,040
"Sector C

1496
01:27:56,040 --> 01:27:57,040
Elevator failure"

1497
01:27:57,040 --> 01:27:59,040
"Do not fuse"

1498
01:27:59,040 --> 01:28:01,040
"Thanks very much Frumpty"

1499
01:28:01,040 --> 01:28:10,040
"And also thanks so much to Key & T Business Hawk"

1500
01:28:10,040 --> 01:28:13,040
"Careful with cats and kittens in LA"

1501
01:28:13,040 --> 01:28:14,040
"They'll fleece ya"

1502
01:28:14,040 --> 01:28:15,040
"On the CG"

1503
01:28:15,040 --> 01:28:16,040
"On the CGI"

1504
01:28:16,040 --> 01:28:17,040
"CG what?"

1505
01:28:17,040 --> 01:28:18,040
"CG who?"

1506
01:28:18,040 --> 01:28:19,040
"Attention"

1507
01:28:19,040 --> 01:28:20,040
"Security personnel 2"

1508
01:28:20,040 --> 01:28:21,040
"Sector A"

1509
01:28:21,040 --> 01:28:22,040
"Immediacy"

1510
01:28:22,040 --> 01:28:23,040
"Ahh"

1511
01:28:23,040 --> 01:28:24,040
"What the fuck?"

1512
01:28:24,040 --> 01:28:25,040
"What the fuck?"

1513
01:28:25,040 --> 01:28:26,040
"E pickup"

1514
01:28:26,040 --> 01:28:27,040
"Oh we can pick up this detritus here"

1515
01:28:27,040 --> 01:28:28,040
"See that detritus?"

1516
01:28:28,040 --> 01:28:29,040
"Fuck that over there"

1517
01:28:29,040 --> 01:28:30,040
"There's more det- there's more detritus there"

1518
01:28:30,040 --> 01:28:31,040
"Fuck that VCR"

1519
01:28:31,040 --> 01:28:32,040
"Who's watching tapes?"

1520
01:28:32,040 --> 01:28:33,040
"Bit of sheet metal bit of galvanize"

1521
01:28:33,040 --> 01:28:40,220
here. E-pickup. Oh, we can pick up this detritus here. See that detritus? Fuck that over there.

1522
01:28:40,220 --> 01:28:48,160
There's more detritus there. Fuck that VCR. Who's watching tapes? Bit of sheet metal,

1523
01:28:48,160 --> 01:28:55,560
bit of galvanized. See you later. Another bit of galv. Another sheet of fucking Paul

1524
01:28:55,560 --> 01:29:25,540
Galvan. There we go. A bin. Belongs in the fucking bin. It's a lot of yolk. Get rid of that. And now, and now we're in the lift. And now that's work. And now we're in another fucking room here full of- Ah, it's the same pair of lemons as- You messed up, lads. You messed up. You messed up.

1525
01:29:25,540 --> 01:29:55,520
You messed up. Yeah, good job. We have the best man on the job. You and him. That was a joke. Premium dope.

1526
01:29:55,520 --> 01:30:08,860
Jesus Christ, what about Barry?

1527
01:30:09,860 --> 01:30:11,100
From finance.

1528
01:30:12,100 --> 01:30:13,420
He donned a lab coat.

1529
01:30:14,420 --> 01:30:17,320
And that was the last, that was the fucking worst mistake he ever made.

1530
01:30:18,100 --> 01:30:19,440
And it'll be the last one as well.

1531
01:30:20,660 --> 01:30:21,820
Barry from finance.

1532
01:30:21,820 --> 01:30:22,640
Fuck.

1533
01:30:22,640 --> 01:30:28,380
He won't get to play in the Classic this year.

1534
01:30:30,600 --> 01:30:32,760
He had a handicap of fucking five.

1535
01:30:33,500 --> 01:30:34,620
That's how good he was.

1536
01:30:36,280 --> 01:30:37,080
Shame, man.

1537
01:30:37,300 --> 01:30:38,120
Fucking shame.

1538
01:30:39,240 --> 01:30:40,420
What's the sitch, lads?

1539
01:30:40,760 --> 01:30:44,360
What's the sitch with the brain, the brain vessel?

1540
01:30:46,180 --> 01:30:48,380
We're gonna get this little guy out or what?

1541
01:30:48,440 --> 01:30:50,620
Is he sound or is he a bit of a dodgeballer?

1542
01:30:50,620 --> 01:30:56,420
Let's go.

1543
01:30:57,260 --> 01:30:59,780
Thanks very much, thirsty chat, Comzatz.

1544
01:31:03,940 --> 01:31:05,680
Oh, God, no.

1545
01:31:08,360 --> 01:31:08,920
No.

1546
01:31:12,360 --> 01:31:13,720
Fuck ya.

1547
01:31:14,120 --> 01:31:15,220
Throw a cup at ya.

1548
01:31:16,240 --> 01:31:17,040
Let us out.

1549
01:31:17,200 --> 01:31:19,000
We need to get out of here, guys.

1550
01:31:20,440 --> 01:31:21,640
Connor's trapped, guys.

1551
01:31:26,120 --> 01:31:26,680
Jesus.

1552
01:31:27,820 --> 01:31:28,760
The hell is that?

1553
01:31:30,040 --> 01:31:31,340
That guy's fucked.

1554
01:31:32,380 --> 01:31:33,340
He's dead, guys.

1555
01:31:34,500 --> 01:31:36,180
Can scare, guys.

1556
01:31:46,880 --> 01:31:47,720
Lasers.

1557
01:31:48,780 --> 01:31:49,740
Laser twist.

1558
01:31:53,340 --> 01:31:54,900
Come on, save yourself.

1559
01:31:56,240 --> 01:31:56,640
Ah.

1560
01:31:58,800 --> 01:32:00,080
Pulsed out of it, man.

1561
01:32:00,080 --> 01:32:01,240
It's fucking absolutely...

1562
01:32:01,240 --> 01:32:03,160
...done in.

1563
01:32:06,100 --> 01:32:07,380
Let's get the hell out of here.

1564
01:32:07,500 --> 01:32:08,520
It's an absolute joke.

1565
01:32:08,880 --> 01:32:10,180
The place is a fucking joke.

1566
01:32:18,020 --> 01:32:20,160
Super Ted, thanks so much for the tip.

1567
01:32:21,020 --> 01:32:22,360
It's very, very kind of you.

1568
01:32:23,880 --> 01:32:26,080
Say hello to Spotty and Texas Pete.

1569
01:32:28,840 --> 01:32:31,940
I was actually hanging out with Texas Pete there a few weeks ago.

1570
01:32:34,940 --> 01:32:37,140
He's after buying shares in Guinness.

1571
01:32:37,280 --> 01:32:39,500
He reckons they're going to see a real uptick.

1572
01:32:43,840 --> 01:32:47,340
During phase three, when we finally get to grips with him.

1573
01:32:48,680 --> 01:32:49,040
Whoa.

1574
01:32:50,040 --> 01:32:50,940
What the fuck is that, man?

1575
01:32:50,940 --> 01:32:51,180
How do we...

1576
01:32:54,600 --> 01:32:55,120
Jesus.

1577
01:32:55,700 --> 01:32:58,180
That crang yolk from, uh...

1578
01:32:58,180 --> 01:32:59,420
From the turtles.

1579
01:33:05,000 --> 01:33:07,140
Maybe I can put one of these on him.

1580
01:33:10,500 --> 01:33:11,940
Crang yolk from the turtles.

1581
01:33:12,200 --> 01:33:13,180
There he's...

1582
01:33:13,180 --> 01:33:15,840
He's a nasty little mincer.

1583
01:33:17,340 --> 01:33:18,060
He's a...

1584
01:33:18,060 --> 01:33:18,900
Do you know what he is?

1585
01:33:18,900 --> 01:33:19,700
He's a fucking...

1586
01:33:19,700 --> 01:33:20,640
Any damage.

1587
01:33:20,820 --> 01:33:21,480
Control team.

1588
01:33:22,620 --> 01:33:23,560
He's a dirt.

1589
01:33:23,740 --> 01:33:24,320
He's an absolute...

1590
01:33:24,320 --> 01:33:25,140
He's a little dirt.

1591
01:33:28,400 --> 01:33:29,140
But, uh...

1592
01:33:29,140 --> 01:33:32,300
Guinness are going to start selling crangs now, I believe, as well.

1593
01:33:32,360 --> 01:33:32,740
During...

1594
01:33:32,740 --> 01:33:33,980
Once phase three hits.

1595
01:33:34,940 --> 01:33:36,740
Apparently they, uh...

1596
01:33:36,740 --> 01:33:39,300
They're great assets to have around the house.

1597
01:33:41,300 --> 01:33:41,300
And tried...

1598
01:33:41,300 --> 01:33:43,780
And tried and tested times.

1599
01:33:43,780 --> 01:33:54,660
Now we're back here again. Any backseat gamers there want to tell me where to go here, what to do?

1600
01:34:07,540 --> 01:34:29,340
Get the bin in the door, crouch. You can't crouch through the fucking door. Oh, you can! Just want to take a moment there to apologize to... to Donald Murray. Who else but Donald Murray? He's always there with the tips, the right tips at the right time of what to do in the game.

1601
01:34:31,000 --> 01:34:35,280
My heart goes out to you, Donald. Thank you.

1602
01:34:35,280 --> 01:34:51,440
Did you get on to see her again? They're waiting for your call. They want to help you. Help us help you, Donald.

1603
01:34:55,780 --> 01:34:56,760
I will tell you.

1604
01:35:02,280 --> 01:35:15,400
Grid, Grid Rain. Thank you very much, Conzo. During these trying times, the private emergency service of Elite Agile Production Engineers Task Force has been refocused.

1605
01:35:15,400 --> 01:35:28,580
If you ever need WFH security, automatic email, facial AI for online meetings, auto timesheet services, just holler.

1606
01:35:29,420 --> 01:35:42,900
That's fantastic. It's great to have a really clued-in IT gremlin out there, ready to fucking flick swishers. Flick swishers. Flick a few fucking flick swishers.

1607
01:35:43,840 --> 01:35:45,180
Press a few knob buttons.

1608
01:35:46,760 --> 01:35:48,120
And type in a few passwords.

1609
01:35:49,120 --> 01:35:50,060
The drop of a hat.

1610
01:35:52,060 --> 01:35:57,420
Let's go. Let's go. Let's take a quick save here. Things are heating up here in Black Mesa.

1611
01:36:00,800 --> 01:36:03,120
Ah, poor Reginald.

1612
01:36:03,960 --> 01:36:05,460
Absolutely creamed.

1613
01:36:07,680 --> 01:36:09,760
Fucking... He's racked.

1614
01:36:09,760 --> 01:36:12,960
Sector C. Science. Personnel.

1615
01:36:13,520 --> 01:36:15,800
Police report status immediately.

1616
01:36:16,060 --> 01:36:16,960
Shit!

1617
01:36:17,060 --> 01:36:20,100
Get the hell out of here!

1618
01:36:21,060 --> 01:36:23,700
Flick lifters.

1619
01:36:24,800 --> 01:36:26,860
Swish... Swish flickers.

1620
01:36:31,260 --> 01:36:35,100
You should see the cockpit interior. The new fucking E-Class.

1621
01:36:35,400 --> 01:36:39,420
It's got a vast array of knobs, screens, buttons, and turny yokes.

1622
01:36:42,220 --> 01:36:45,080
You won't understand until you know.

1623
01:36:48,220 --> 01:36:50,680
Upstairs. Downstairs. It didn't look good down there,

1624
01:36:50,740 --> 01:36:51,400
so we'll go up.

1625
01:36:52,080 --> 01:36:53,420
The only way is up.

1626
01:36:54,100 --> 01:36:55,300
But as we know,

1627
01:36:56,260 --> 01:36:57,280
what goes up

1628
01:36:57,280 --> 01:36:59,960
must come down.

1629
01:37:01,540 --> 01:37:02,620
You know who said that?

1630
01:37:05,380 --> 01:37:06,680
I'm not sure who it was,

1631
01:37:06,740 --> 01:37:07,880
but he was fucking smart.

1632
01:37:10,480 --> 01:37:11,340
Give me a gun.

1633
01:37:12,940 --> 01:37:13,900
Give me a gun.

1634
01:37:15,940 --> 01:37:18,620
Yeah, we might stand a better chance if we team up.

1635
01:37:18,620 --> 01:37:18,620
Yeah, we might stand a better chance if we team up.

1636
01:37:18,620 --> 01:37:19,960
Yeah, if you have a pistol or something.

1637
01:37:21,140 --> 01:37:23,120
It's time to take down a few alley cats.

1638
01:37:24,440 --> 01:37:25,940
Look at this lot. He's gone.

1639
01:37:25,940 --> 01:37:26,340
Oh.

1640
01:37:28,660 --> 01:37:29,160
Ah!

1641
01:37:34,740 --> 01:37:35,940
They're disgusting, come on!

1642
01:37:38,420 --> 01:37:39,420
Follow me!

1643
01:37:40,420 --> 01:37:44,900
There's a lot here, he's left something on the ground, a pickup flare, okay, what will that do for me?

1644
01:37:45,260 --> 01:37:46,300
What will this do for me?

1645
01:37:49,220 --> 01:37:50,820
Maybe I'll scare them, will it?

1646
01:37:56,900 --> 01:37:57,540
Let's go!

1647
01:37:57,540 --> 01:37:58,900
This place is in bad shape.

1648
01:37:59,620 --> 01:38:00,500
You don't say?

1649
01:38:12,740 --> 01:38:18,180
I've got principal photography on the, uh, Connor Investigates tomorrow, starts tomorrow.

1650
01:38:20,020 --> 01:38:27,220
So I said I won't be up late to- oh, I won't be up late doing this, but I mean, it certainly peaked my interest, let me tell you.

1651
01:38:27,220 --> 01:38:33,060
I mean, I'm gonna get rid of this fuckin' yoke, this alarm.

1652
01:38:36,660 --> 01:38:38,500
Take the phone, let's go, let's just go.

1653
01:38:41,380 --> 01:38:43,300
I'll use the phone against an enemy.

1654
01:38:46,740 --> 01:38:48,740
Hey lads, it's your mom!

1655
01:38:51,540 --> 01:38:51,860
Fuck.

1656
01:38:54,180 --> 01:38:56,100
I think I think I just got a promotion.

1657
01:38:58,100 --> 01:38:58,740
Go on!

1658
01:38:58,740 --> 01:38:59,940
That's it.

1659
01:38:59,940 --> 01:39:01,060
Hit him again.

1660
01:39:01,060 --> 01:39:02,580
Hit him where it hurts.

1661
01:39:04,420 --> 01:39:05,700
Send his boss an email.

1662
01:39:07,540 --> 01:39:08,820
Send the company an email.

1663
01:39:08,820 --> 01:39:10,020
I'll have you in the middle.

1664
01:39:10,020 --> 01:39:10,660
I'll have you in the middle.

1665
01:39:14,660 --> 01:39:15,780
Goodnight and God bless.

1666
01:39:16,260 --> 01:39:17,220
You fuckin' creep.

1667
01:39:17,940 --> 01:39:20,180
Don't ever come around my gaff again.

1668
01:39:20,180 --> 01:39:20,660
Yeah.

1669
01:39:20,660 --> 01:39:20,740
Yeah.

1670
01:39:21,540 --> 01:39:22,500
You're not welcome.

1671
01:39:23,700 --> 01:39:24,580
You're not welcome.

1672
01:39:27,380 --> 01:39:29,620
Didn't even have the courtesy to get your nails done.

1673
01:39:31,860 --> 01:39:35,220
You need to go down to the shopping center and get your nails done with all the women.

1674
01:39:36,500 --> 01:39:38,820
Cause your claws are fuckin' disgusting.

1675
01:39:38,820 --> 01:39:39,460
Did you hear that?

1676
01:39:40,180 --> 01:39:40,740
Oh, he's dead.

1677
01:39:41,460 --> 01:39:42,580
He's dead, it doesn't matter.

1678
01:39:42,580 --> 01:39:43,300
Come on!

1679
01:39:43,300 --> 01:39:44,020
Come on, John!

1680
01:39:45,220 --> 01:39:48,180
It's great having John with us because he's got a gun.

1681
01:39:50,340 --> 01:39:53,300
I could do it myself, but I mean, I haven't got a gun yet.

1682
01:39:53,300 --> 01:39:54,340
I could shoot like that.

1683
01:39:54,340 --> 01:39:56,420
I'm not scared.

1684
01:39:57,700 --> 01:39:59,620
I'm not scared of these bastards.

1685
01:40:04,020 --> 01:40:05,540
Where the fuck are we going, John?

1686
01:40:09,380 --> 01:40:10,020
Fuck.

1687
01:40:10,020 --> 01:40:10,980
What's going on there?

1688
01:40:10,980 --> 01:40:11,860
What's more of those things?

1689
01:40:16,260 --> 01:40:17,620
He was doing something to him.

1690
01:40:20,020 --> 01:40:20,740
Poor bastard.

1691
01:40:21,540 --> 01:40:22,580
What a way to go.

1692
01:40:24,820 --> 01:40:25,380
Oh, look.

1693
01:40:25,380 --> 01:40:27,380
A little chicken in the microwave.

1694
01:40:32,820 --> 01:40:33,460
Oh, no!

1695
01:40:35,620 --> 01:40:36,820
Let's get out of here, John.

1696
01:40:37,860 --> 01:40:38,980
Get the hell out of here.

1697
01:40:38,980 --> 01:40:42,660
Maybe down here.

1698
01:40:42,660 --> 01:40:45,940
Fuckin'...

1699
01:40:45,940 --> 01:40:54,340
Your man's still in the jacks. Look, we gave him the jacks paper earlier on.

1700
01:40:56,660 --> 01:40:57,300
Oh, no!

1701
01:41:01,860 --> 01:41:02,260
No!

1702
01:41:04,660 --> 01:41:05,460
Get him, John!

1703
01:41:07,060 --> 01:41:07,460
John!

1704
01:41:07,460 --> 01:41:09,460
Kill him!

1705
01:41:11,940 --> 01:41:12,580
Get him, John!

1706
01:41:12,580 --> 01:41:13,460
That's it.

1707
01:41:13,460 --> 01:41:16,420
Sickner. What a fuckin' sickner.

1708
01:41:18,020 --> 01:41:19,140
Disgusting yolk.

1709
01:41:19,140 --> 01:41:19,940
And that lad.

1710
01:41:21,540 --> 01:41:23,140
4.99 in Tesco.

1711
01:41:24,900 --> 01:41:25,620
Corn fed.

1712
01:41:27,140 --> 01:41:29,140
10 meters squared to range.

1713
01:41:29,140 --> 01:41:31,140
Come on!

1714
01:41:31,140 --> 01:41:31,700
Corn fed.

1715
01:41:31,700 --> 01:41:31,700
Corn fed.

1716
01:41:31,700 --> 01:41:32,660
Corn fed.

1717
01:41:33,540 --> 01:41:34,260
Corn fed.

1718
01:41:34,260 --> 01:41:39,860
And it's got all the wonderment of a 10 square meter Faraday cage.

1719
01:41:41,140 --> 01:41:42,900
Which to fuckin' roam around.

1720
01:41:45,300 --> 01:41:47,220
What the Romans did for us, John, huh?

1721
01:41:47,220 --> 01:41:48,980
Come on! Follow me, man!

1722
01:41:48,980 --> 01:41:52,740
We need to get to this fuckin' place where I can get a gun, John.

1723
01:41:54,500 --> 01:41:57,700
Your new name is Gun John, because you have a gun, John.

1724
01:42:00,820 --> 01:42:02,020
Little gun, John, yeah.

1725
01:42:02,660 --> 01:42:03,300
Whoa, no!

1726
01:42:07,540 --> 01:42:10,020
Fuckin' scary when you don't have the weapons, John.

1727
01:42:11,460 --> 01:42:13,140
Scary when you don't have the weapons.

1728
01:42:16,260 --> 01:42:17,300
Don't point that at me.

1729
01:42:19,940 --> 01:42:21,140
You fuckin' mad sir.

1730
01:42:25,380 --> 01:42:27,620
Oh, there's this little gunger down there, man.

1731
01:42:27,620 --> 01:42:27,940
Get him.

1732
01:42:29,300 --> 01:42:30,900
He's listening to grunge, he is.

1733
01:42:31,700 --> 01:42:32,660
Fuckin' Pearl Jam.

1734
01:42:34,900 --> 01:42:36,500
Nirvarnar.

1735
01:42:38,340 --> 01:42:41,300
Take that bin, you fuckin' rock roomer.

1736
01:42:42,020 --> 01:42:43,620
Back to the rock room with you.

1737
01:42:44,900 --> 01:42:46,740
Back to the grunge room with you.

1738
01:42:46,740 --> 01:42:47,460
Get out.

1739
01:42:54,740 --> 01:42:57,540
That's what you get for listening to fuckin' bad motor finger.

1740
01:43:00,820 --> 01:43:02,420
Couple of, couple of meaners.

1741
01:43:02,420 --> 01:43:04,420
Couple of mega meanies there, John.

1742
01:43:04,420 --> 01:43:04,900
Get 'em.

1743
01:43:06,660 --> 01:43:08,340
Fuckin' mega meansters.

1744
01:43:11,220 --> 01:43:12,260
Disgusting mean girls.

1745
01:43:12,260 --> 01:43:19,460
Ah, the fuckin' internet is gone, John.

1746
01:43:20,420 --> 01:43:21,700
The internet is gone.

1747
01:43:22,500 --> 01:43:24,980
Stone fuckin' temple pilots, John.

1748
01:43:27,460 --> 01:43:29,220
You never told your Bono anecdote.

1749
01:43:29,780 --> 01:43:30,900
I'll tell that now.

1750
01:43:32,580 --> 01:43:33,220
So me.

1751
01:43:33,220 --> 01:43:34,180
Come in, anybody.

1752
01:43:34,900 --> 01:43:36,340
This is Sector C.

1753
01:43:36,340 --> 01:43:37,300
Damien Rice.

1754
01:43:38,820 --> 01:43:40,740
D-Rice, as we call her in the biz.

1755
01:43:40,740 --> 01:43:43,380
We have a code red emergency situation here.

1756
01:43:43,380 --> 01:43:43,620
We have a code red emergency situation here.

1757
01:43:43,620 --> 01:43:43,620
We have a code red emergency situation here.

1758
01:43:43,620 --> 01:43:43,700
We have a code red emergency situation here.

1759
01:43:43,700 --> 01:43:44,660
Ronahtnick.

1760
01:43:44,660 --> 01:43:45,220
Jordan.

1761
01:43:46,580 --> 01:43:47,140
Bono.

1762
01:43:49,860 --> 01:43:51,380
And Glen Hansard on Zoom.

1763
01:43:53,140 --> 01:43:57,700
We are discussing the ins and outs of boiled rice versus fried.

1764
01:43:58,340 --> 01:44:02,100
Damien Rice starts going off on a real fuckin' rice tangent.

1765
01:44:04,020 --> 01:44:06,260
In the end, we had to fuckin' appease him.

1766
01:44:07,220 --> 01:44:08,500
He wouldn't stop talking.

1767
01:44:09,060 --> 01:44:16,740
We had to appease him by throwing on a video of, uh, Tim Rice explaining how he made the musics.

1768
01:44:16,740 --> 01:44:18,180
The musics for all the musicals.

1769
01:44:19,940 --> 01:44:22,100
Damien Rice started fuckin' sittin' down.

1770
01:44:22,100 --> 01:44:25,620
He got distracted by that then, you know, and stopped going on about rice.

1771
01:44:25,620 --> 01:44:31,220
He was really just like, really harshening the buzz, 'cause we were in South Africa at the time

1772
01:44:31,220 --> 01:44:37,140
at the Corona event with the, uh, the models and Johnny Ronan and Johnny Ronan's iPhone as well.

1773
01:44:38,260 --> 01:44:44,820
Johnny Ronan had just got the brand new iPhone SE, which if you don't know, it's basically,

1774
01:44:44,820 --> 01:44:51,700
you're packing an iPhone 7 or 8 in like a real nice handy small time phone.

1775
01:44:51,700 --> 01:44:52,980
It's got a lot of power.

1776
01:44:52,980 --> 01:44:54,500
It's got a great chip in it.

1777
01:44:54,500 --> 01:44:56,180
It can do a lot of cool stuff.

1778
01:44:56,180 --> 01:44:59,300
Some of the shit mobile games he was playing were insane.

1779
01:45:00,580 --> 01:45:03,780
You had one that was like, um, Fluffy the Cat.

1780
01:45:04,660 --> 01:45:09,620
And, uh, it's just like a cat simulation where it's, he lives in a gaff.

1781
01:45:10,260 --> 01:45:13,780
You have your mates around like fuckin' elephants and giraffes and shit like that.

1782
01:45:13,780 --> 01:45:14,820
You watch films and stuff.

1783
01:45:16,740 --> 01:45:18,020
Unbelievable it was.

1784
01:45:18,740 --> 01:45:20,500
And he really enjoyed playing in as well.

1785
01:45:20,500 --> 01:45:21,140
Hello?

1786
01:45:21,140 --> 01:45:28,580
'Cause we'll turn that down, sorry, 'cause as you know, Jero had a fuckin' bad, bad situation going on with the,

1787
01:45:29,380 --> 01:45:31,460
the media back home.

1788
01:45:31,460 --> 01:45:34,100
'Cause they, they got a hold of one of his videos.

1789
01:45:35,220 --> 01:45:37,380
I don't know how it fuckin' slipped through the net, to be honest.

1790
01:45:38,420 --> 01:45:39,380
And they took him to town.

1791
01:45:41,300 --> 01:45:43,620
They fuckin' took him down. They dragged him over our coals.

1792
01:45:46,900 --> 01:45:51,860
And, uh, I said, Jero, you're gonna have to come out, man, and say something.

1793
01:45:52,900 --> 01:45:54,180
Fuckin' press release or something.

1794
01:45:56,900 --> 01:45:59,460
He wasn't listening. He was too busy playing with Fluffy the Cat.

1795
01:46:00,660 --> 01:46:05,460
He said, "Look at this game, Connor. It's fuckin' fantastic. You're a cat in a gaff.

1796
01:46:06,420 --> 01:46:07,780
You can have all your mates around."

1797
01:46:09,380 --> 01:46:12,820
I said, "That's good, but the fuckin' press are absolutely crucifying your Jero."

1798
01:46:14,020 --> 01:46:23,300
And Bono piped up a self-penned fuckin' song in Italian. I actually sung it in Italian.

1799
01:46:24,180 --> 01:46:29,540
About Jero. Only a week after he fuckin' sang a song to the Italians in English.

1800
01:46:30,820 --> 01:46:34,820
And, uh, we all shed a solitary tear down our cheeks.

1801
01:46:34,820 --> 01:46:38,740
One, for Bono's amazing fuckin' vocal performance.

1802
01:46:38,740 --> 01:46:42,340
Two, for his fantastic grasp of Italian.

1803
01:46:42,340 --> 01:46:44,340
And three, a final tear.

1804
01:46:46,020 --> 01:46:48,740
For the future betterment of Jero Enterprises.

1805
01:46:49,540 --> 01:46:55,300
And with that, I picked up the iPhone SE and fucked it out the window into a swimming pool.

1806
01:46:56,580 --> 01:47:01,860
Jero started to lose his shit. I said, "Don't worry, Jero. It's beyond splash-proof.

1807
01:47:02,820 --> 01:47:05,140
You can play it after you've wrote the fuckin' press release."

1808
01:47:06,660 --> 01:47:10,020
That's the story of how Jero managed to redeem himself.

1809
01:47:11,940 --> 01:47:16,260
From an absolute fuckin' hounding by the Irish press.

1810
01:47:17,380 --> 01:47:19,540
He's a good guy, and he's got all your backs.

1811
01:47:20,420 --> 01:47:23,860
And Milos, thanks so much, Milos.

1812
01:47:25,140 --> 01:47:25,860
You're a good guy.

1813
01:47:28,820 --> 01:47:31,540
Now, getting a bit late in the day. It's ten to one.

1814
01:47:32,660 --> 01:47:38,420
But it's an exciting chapter in the Black Misa storybook.

1815
01:47:38,980 --> 01:47:39,540
Book.

1816
01:47:42,900 --> 01:47:45,460
Pickled onions. Thanks very much, Bud. Budski.

1817
01:47:51,380 --> 01:47:56,660
Maybe another 20 minutes of this. Maybe not.

1818
01:48:03,300 --> 01:48:05,700
Pickled onions, thank you. How are you, Konzo?

1819
01:48:05,700 --> 01:48:09,220
Any line on the dungeon opening back up on the 29th?

1820
01:48:10,660 --> 01:48:15,460
Would murder a 27-year-old redbreast with San Pell.

1821
01:48:18,340 --> 01:48:19,460
Losing my mind.

1822
01:48:21,060 --> 01:48:22,980
I know, man. I'm fuckin' losing mine.

1823
01:48:23,700 --> 01:48:24,980
I'm absolutely losing mine.

1824
01:48:26,500 --> 01:48:29,380
I'm gonna be meeting up for a play date tomorrow with Miles.

1825
01:48:31,700 --> 01:48:33,500
And fuckin' Milos in the chat.

1826
01:48:34,420 --> 01:48:37,300
And we've got a few fuckin' business deals to take care of.

1827
01:48:38,900 --> 01:48:40,580
Other than that, I don't know.

1828
01:48:40,580 --> 01:48:43,060
Look, Miles has been working on some apps.

1829
01:48:43,060 --> 01:48:47,220
As you know, our fuckin' 9-11 core.

1830
01:48:49,540 --> 01:48:53,300
Multimedia, dance, visual artist things.

1831
01:48:53,540 --> 01:48:54,900
The kibosh got put on that.

1832
01:48:55,780 --> 01:48:57,780
Back in Feb. Feb 2020.

1833
01:48:59,300 --> 01:49:00,820
We were gonna bring that around the world.

1834
01:49:01,220 --> 01:49:02,180
We were gonna bring it to everywhere.

1835
01:49:02,180 --> 01:49:08,340
And Sonar had dedicated a whole area of their fuckin' visual.

1836
01:49:08,340 --> 01:49:09,380
Sonar by day.

1837
01:49:10,340 --> 01:49:11,860
Thing, we were gonna do a two-day thing.

1838
01:49:11,860 --> 01:49:12,900
We were even gonna...

1839
01:49:12,900 --> 01:49:14,020
That was gonna be our main thing.

1840
01:49:14,020 --> 01:49:15,780
We'd headline each the two nights.

1841
01:49:15,780 --> 01:49:19,700
And then we'd have guest slots during the day as well.

1842
01:49:19,700 --> 01:49:20,980
Different visual artists.

1843
01:49:22,420 --> 01:49:23,380
But it's gone tits up.

1844
01:49:24,660 --> 01:49:26,020
It's gone absolutely fuckin' tits up.

1845
01:49:27,700 --> 01:49:28,980
Miles has took a fuckin' hit.

1846
01:49:28,980 --> 01:49:29,620
Big hit.

1847
01:49:29,620 --> 01:49:30,740
Big time hit.

1848
01:49:30,740 --> 01:49:31,300
Big time hit.

1849
01:49:33,940 --> 01:49:34,740
But we don't know.

1850
01:49:36,820 --> 01:49:38,420
We know enough to know we don't know.

1851
01:49:38,900 --> 01:49:42,420
But we also know there are things out there that we do know that we don't know about.

1852
01:49:42,980 --> 01:49:45,380
So until we know about them, then I don't know.

1853
01:49:47,380 --> 01:49:48,660
But thanks for asking anyway.

1854
01:49:48,660 --> 01:49:51,220
Let's have a little delve back into Black Mesa.

1855
01:49:51,220 --> 01:49:52,260
I wanna get it going.

1856
01:49:52,260 --> 01:49:53,300
If we can get it going.

1857
01:49:53,300 --> 01:49:55,300
And then we can head home.

1858
01:49:55,300 --> 01:49:56,820
Berlin Oslo.

1859
01:49:56,820 --> 01:49:57,700
Thanks so much.

1860
01:49:57,700 --> 01:49:58,340
Con dog.

1861
01:49:58,340 --> 01:50:08,060
just got fired by a massive banker flip side is my debilitating my debilitating panic attacks in

1862
01:50:08,060 --> 01:50:17,200
2019 were actually tax deductible every cloud thanks so much guys for the tips and it's fucking

1863
01:50:17,200 --> 01:50:22,960
brilliant to hear your stories of financial troubles which more often than not always end

1864
01:50:22,960 --> 01:50:33,960
up in financial pluses it's great it's great when you're in that zone you know hello is there anybody out there

1865
01:50:33,960 --> 01:50:49,840
this is sector c sector c can you read that walter bennett turn the flashlight off

1866
01:50:49,840 --> 01:51:08,280
whoa chicka tea see you later baby

1867
01:51:08,280 --> 01:51:21,460
it's not good that's not good at all man hopefully we can get out to the main entrance and then just

1868
01:51:21,460 --> 01:51:28,880
get an uber back home or a my taxi or free now whatever you call that fucking app

1869
01:51:28,880 --> 01:51:42,380
oh no connor no please

1870
01:51:42,380 --> 01:51:54,380
yeah i fell down my job there yeah it's not looking good

1871
01:51:54,380 --> 01:52:00,780
i need to go into there now crouch jump into there crowdsource

1872
01:52:00,780 --> 01:52:09,000
we're thinking of crowdfunding a new yacht for eddie for his birthday doesn't want to pay for it out of his own pocket

1873
01:52:09,000 --> 01:52:16,720
we're gonna crowdsource some new shit for you get you back up and running guys

1874
01:52:16,720 --> 01:52:29,600
nooo connor nooo that guy's name was connor as well nooo con's baby no

1875
01:52:29,600 --> 01:52:34,720
nooo look at this don't teach you this

1876
01:52:34,720 --> 01:52:39,960
Am I even meant to be here?

1877
01:52:43,560 --> 01:52:45,540
Michael, thank you very, very much.

1878
01:52:46,860 --> 01:52:48,120
Thank you very much.

1879
01:52:49,420 --> 01:52:50,580
That's very kind of you, man.

1880
01:52:51,620 --> 01:52:53,160
11 out of 10 anecdotes.

1881
01:52:54,760 --> 01:52:56,900
Now look, you know, that's just one.

1882
01:52:57,000 --> 01:52:59,260
That's just one from the fucking archives.

1883
01:52:59,260 --> 01:53:07,880
I'll tell you what's a fucking stinker.

1884
01:53:09,260 --> 01:53:19,720
That you cannot get the P. Flynn interview, the full thing, on the internet anymore.

1885
01:53:22,000 --> 01:53:25,160
Because it started, for some reason, it got popular last year.

1886
01:53:25,160 --> 01:53:28,340
Don't ask me why that clip became so popular, but it did.

1887
01:53:28,940 --> 01:53:35,960
And people, like another clip as well, about another man who was berating a novelist.

1888
01:53:36,680 --> 01:53:37,600
A misery novelist.

1889
01:53:37,680 --> 01:53:40,120
But anyway, it's another story for another day.

1890
01:53:41,520 --> 01:53:45,780
The clip of P. Flynn on the late lake got really popular last year for some reason.

1891
01:53:46,060 --> 01:53:52,320
And then after that got popular again, RT removed it.

1892
01:53:52,700 --> 01:53:56,760
They had the full fucking yoke up on their RT archives site.

1893
01:53:57,200 --> 01:53:58,180
And then they took it down.

1894
01:53:58,620 --> 01:54:08,740
If you ask me, a license fee should allow you to fucking access a digital archive of all the stuff.

1895
01:54:09,400 --> 01:54:10,120
You own it.

1896
01:54:10,520 --> 01:54:11,320
You pay for it.

1897
01:54:12,540 --> 01:54:13,740
It's a fucking joke.

1898
01:54:13,860 --> 01:54:15,820
It's a joke that they took it down as well.

1899
01:54:16,100 --> 01:54:17,260
It was in the public interest.

1900
01:54:17,580 --> 01:54:19,360
No doubt someone didn't like it.

1901
01:54:19,360 --> 01:54:22,040
Didn't like it was getting a bit of traction.

1902
01:54:23,720 --> 01:54:25,760
And yeah, got taken down.

1903
01:54:26,380 --> 01:54:30,300
So this is a shout out to anyone who can help us locate and find and isolate.

1904
01:54:30,480 --> 01:54:40,340
I mean, the public are allowed to go into RTE and get an access to the library there.

1905
01:54:41,980 --> 01:54:44,520
It's an antiquated setup.

1906
01:54:44,520 --> 01:54:44,540
It's an antiquated setup.

1907
01:54:45,100 --> 01:54:47,640
And you have to rely on other people as well.

1908
01:54:48,980 --> 01:54:53,280
Fucking recording from DV cam tapes onto fucking CDs or DVDs.

1909
01:54:53,360 --> 01:54:54,400
It's a joke.

1910
01:54:56,740 --> 01:55:07,860
But if there's any good soul out there with a good fucking kind bone in their body, would they consider getting that onto a drive?

1911
01:55:08,320 --> 01:55:12,360
Sticking it up on a Google Drive and lashing it on?

1912
01:55:13,700 --> 01:55:15,360
I'd be very, very grateful.

1913
01:55:16,860 --> 01:55:17,900
How long is the full video?

1914
01:55:18,000 --> 01:55:18,540
Says tip.

1915
01:55:18,720 --> 01:55:20,040
The one on YouTube is five minutes.

1916
01:55:20,200 --> 01:55:20,580
Exactly.

1917
01:55:20,720 --> 01:55:21,660
It's only five minutes.

1918
01:55:22,180 --> 01:55:24,180
It's not the whole fucking nine yards.

1919
01:55:24,940 --> 01:55:26,660
The full video would be half an hour.

1920
01:55:27,560 --> 01:55:29,280
And you could watch it in its entirety.

1921
01:55:29,800 --> 01:55:30,760
And I used to watch that.

1922
01:55:31,660 --> 01:55:32,480
Or I didn't.

1923
01:55:32,480 --> 01:55:36,960
But I know Francis Higgins used to watch that in its entirety.

1924
01:55:37,920 --> 01:55:38,660
Stick it on.

1925
01:55:39,300 --> 01:55:41,960
And have a good old fucking laugh.

1926
01:55:43,460 --> 01:55:45,400
Because there's some super movements.

1927
01:55:46,700 --> 01:55:48,740
It's like watching a genius in action.

1928
01:55:48,900 --> 01:55:54,320
It's like watching some of the sly winkery.

1929
01:55:54,760 --> 01:55:59,160
And some of the moves, the turns of phrase.

1930
01:55:59,340 --> 01:56:00,360
I can't do an impression.

1931
01:56:02,240 --> 01:56:03,200
It's classic.

1932
01:56:05,240 --> 01:56:06,140
Clever, Trev.

1933
01:56:06,180 --> 01:56:07,020
Thank you very much.

1934
01:56:07,520 --> 01:56:11,260
Hi, Konzo.

1935
01:56:11,260 --> 01:56:16,860
Any word on whether the Eddie Jordan trio will be touring in 2021?

1936
01:56:18,120 --> 01:56:19,840
My nephew's bar mitzvah is coming up.

1937
01:56:20,040 --> 01:56:24,580
And the soothing bass lines of the former boss of F1's Team Jordan will go down a treat.

1938
01:56:25,440 --> 01:56:28,680
Congrats on your nephew's bar mitzvah is coming up.

1939
01:56:28,680 --> 01:56:31,120
And Mr. Psycho, thank you very much.

1940
01:56:31,180 --> 01:56:32,060
You spelled psycho wrong.

1941
01:56:33,000 --> 01:56:33,880
Thanks for the tip.

1942
01:56:38,480 --> 01:56:40,020
2022, 23, maybe.

1943
01:56:40,020 --> 01:56:42,120
That's what I'm thinking.

1944
01:56:42,220 --> 01:56:48,820
Unless they come up with new ways of having crowds and gigs and things like that.

1945
01:56:49,400 --> 01:56:51,720
Don't think it's going to be back to normal until 2022.

1946
01:56:53,720 --> 01:56:54,780
Black Mesa insider.

1947
01:56:54,780 --> 01:56:55,580
Thank you very much.

1948
01:56:55,660 --> 01:57:00,040
I hear the explosion of Black Mesa was caused by the scientist lads.

1949
01:57:00,540 --> 01:57:00,780
Dot.

1950
01:57:00,860 --> 01:57:01,260
I.E.

1951
01:57:02,100 --> 01:57:06,800
Opening an interdimensional portal to learn the secrets of Hobbs coin.

1952
01:57:07,460 --> 01:57:10,120
I don't know about that, but thanks for the fucking heads up.

1953
01:57:11,600 --> 01:57:12,860
How do we get across here?

1954
01:57:12,920 --> 01:57:13,780
Anyone know there?

1955
01:57:14,160 --> 01:57:14,940
I don't want to have to call them.

1956
01:57:15,080 --> 01:57:16,100
Drop on the, uh.

1957
01:57:16,760 --> 01:57:17,860
Oh, for fuck's sake.

1958
01:57:19,860 --> 01:57:21,440
Drop on the mind bank.

1959
01:57:21,580 --> 01:57:22,140
I don't know.

1960
01:57:25,420 --> 01:57:31,440
Conzo, any truth to the rumor that Bono kicks the hind legs off dogs on a night out doesn't happen.

1961
01:57:31,960 --> 01:57:33,620
That was a made up rumor.

1962
01:57:34,480 --> 01:57:35,360
Disgusting as well.

1963
01:57:36,040 --> 01:57:39,440
He actually really, that really fucking rubbed him up the wrong way, that one.

1964
01:57:42,540 --> 01:57:43,980
And now we're loading again.

1965
01:57:44,080 --> 01:57:45,100
Okay, we're here again.

1966
01:57:45,580 --> 01:57:46,760
Hopefully this isn't the wrong place.

1967
01:57:47,020 --> 01:57:48,240
Got merchandise, mate.

1968
01:57:48,980 --> 01:57:50,480
I don't have any merch, no.

1969
01:57:50,480 --> 01:57:55,280
I mean, day to day, if you come down the dealership, I can sell you.

1970
01:57:55,280 --> 01:57:58,280
A used AMG.

1971
01:57:58,540 --> 01:58:00,060
Got a lovely hatchback in there.

1972
01:58:00,140 --> 01:58:02,200
Came from an owner who doesn't know their arse from their elbow.

1973
01:58:03,200 --> 01:58:04,020
Fucking robbed them.

1974
01:58:04,600 --> 01:58:05,260
Robbed them blind.

1975
01:58:06,080 --> 01:58:07,840
And I'm willing to pass on that saving to you.

1976
01:58:08,560 --> 01:58:09,560
Don't tell them about that.

1977
01:58:09,740 --> 01:58:11,220
Hopefully they don't see the fucking stream.

1978
01:58:12,240 --> 01:58:12,640
Arhar!

1979
01:58:13,680 --> 01:58:15,880
Can you see who's watching the stream, Arhar?

1980
01:58:20,700 --> 01:58:21,180
Arhar!

1981
01:58:22,180 --> 01:58:23,220
He must have gone to bed.

1982
01:58:23,220 --> 01:58:26,800
What?

1983
01:58:26,980 --> 01:58:29,720
How are you meant to get up to that fucking room there?

1984
01:58:32,940 --> 01:58:35,420
Have I save scummed myself into a corner?

1985
01:58:35,680 --> 01:58:38,980
It was an automatic save scum, was it not?

1986
01:58:39,140 --> 01:58:40,900
I think I might have done it actually myself.

1987
01:58:41,400 --> 01:58:44,780
Can you go back and look at the previous saves?

1988
01:58:44,780 --> 01:58:51,780
Can you go back and look what you previously said? No!

1989
01:59:05,580 --> 01:59:11,580
Obviously this wouldn't be the case because the designer would cater for this.

1990
01:59:11,580 --> 01:59:38,380
Just got to jump a little farther there. Father. Say hello to your father, Homerun. Tell me you've been saving. Bunny Hop. There's probably an auto save. Donal. Donal, you are the one shining light in a fucking dark, what is this, a dark chamber? Chamber of commerce. Chamber of horrors.

1991
01:59:38,380 --> 02:00:00,380
I don't have any merch, but thanks for the tip. Do you have to go here, do you? Yeah! Stick that up your arse. Makers of the game. You thought I was done. You thought wrong. Now where am I going?

1992
02:00:00,380 --> 02:00:12,380
You must, you must have to go down.

1993
02:00:12,380 --> 02:00:14,380
Go down.

1994
02:00:27,880 --> 02:00:29,880
Little chick, it's here.

1995
02:00:29,880 --> 02:00:59,860
Chamber of cons merch. Go back in and swing a left. Eat the energy, pea pod. Jesus wept.

1996
02:00:59,860 --> 02:01:06,860
Flashlight, I know you keep saying flashlight but where the f- in and to the left as well.

1997
02:01:08,860 --> 02:01:12,860
Did you use this computer or did you use that wall?

1998
02:01:16,860 --> 02:01:24,860
Vent in the reception area on the wall, okay we've been- sorry, I'm sorry I just- I want you to experience a fast paced moving game.

1999
02:01:24,860 --> 02:01:30,860
Not me arsing around in a fucking dilapidated staircase gangway.

2000
02:01:30,860 --> 02:01:31,860
Which should be-

2001
02:01:31,860 --> 02:01:38,860
How the fuck am I meant to have known that you're meant to get up to this vent?

2002
02:01:38,860 --> 02:01:42,860
We have a code red emergency situation. Possible biocontaminate-

2003
02:01:42,860 --> 02:01:44,860
Without uh, without cheating knowledge.

2004
02:01:48,860 --> 02:01:50,860
Not a hope. Oh there's a vent.

2005
02:01:51,860 --> 02:01:55,860
Hello? Hello? Is there anybody out there?

2006
02:01:56,860 --> 02:01:57,860
King Floyd?

2007
02:01:57,860 --> 02:01:57,860
King Floyd?

2008
02:01:57,860 --> 02:01:58,860
King Floyd?

2009
02:02:00,860 --> 02:02:02,860
There's a little vent you crouch through.

2010
02:02:02,860 --> 02:02:05,860
Okay. Oh here we go! Yeah! The vent!

2011
02:02:06,860 --> 02:02:08,860
Get ready for the main event.

2012
02:02:09,860 --> 02:02:11,860
We're back in ventilation shaft.

2013
02:02:12,860 --> 02:02:13,860
Like your man in Die Hard.

2014
02:02:14,860 --> 02:02:15,860
Bruce Willis.

2015
02:02:16,860 --> 02:02:18,860
Great actor. Great film as well.

2016
02:02:19,860 --> 02:02:20,860
Hans Gruber.

2017
02:02:23,860 --> 02:02:24,860
What a prick he was.

2018
02:02:28,860 --> 02:02:29,860
Crowbar, that's what we want.

2019
02:02:30,860 --> 02:02:31,860
Can we take that?

2020
02:02:32,860 --> 02:02:33,860
Yes!

2021
02:02:34,860 --> 02:02:35,860
Fuck! See ya later!

2022
02:02:35,860 --> 02:02:36,860
See ya later man.

2023
02:02:36,860 --> 02:02:37,860
Lacerations.

2024
02:02:37,860 --> 02:02:38,860
See ya later.

2025
02:02:43,860 --> 02:02:44,860
That's the end of you bud.

2026
02:02:45,860 --> 02:02:46,860
See ya later budski.

2027
02:02:55,860 --> 02:02:56,860
Okay.

2028
02:02:58,860 --> 02:02:59,860
We're getting there.

2029
02:02:59,860 --> 02:03:01,860
We've no gun but we've got a fucking crowbar.

2030
02:03:01,860 --> 02:03:02,860
We can crow some lads heads.

2031
02:03:03,860 --> 02:03:04,860
That lad there.

2032
02:03:04,860 --> 02:03:05,860
Gonna get crowed.

2033
02:03:06,860 --> 02:03:07,860
Crowmaster 5000.

2034
02:03:10,860 --> 02:03:11,860
Do I crows?

2035
02:03:11,860 --> 02:03:12,860
Jesus.

2036
02:03:13,860 --> 02:03:14,860
He can take it thrashin'.

2037
02:03:15,860 --> 02:03:16,860
That lad could really take a crowbar.

2038
02:03:17,860 --> 02:03:18,860
Crovid 19.

2039
02:03:19,860 --> 02:03:43,340
He can take a thrashing. That lad could really take a crowbar. Crovid-19. Counting crows. Okay, so we're moving at pace. And I'm enjoying the violence as well.

2040
02:03:43,340 --> 02:04:00,440
Inter... purely interdimensional. Poor guy. I know he's one of us, but we need to make sure he's done in case he transforms into a bad egg.

2041
02:04:03,440 --> 02:04:10,340
Remember the Half-Life 2 stream? Started to worry about Francis' joy of crowbarring. Seems like Konzo might be the same.

2042
02:04:10,340 --> 02:04:19,340
I do remember watching that stream with Orhar and we both really got annoyed with the amount of time he wasted crowbarring people's faces.

2043
02:04:23,340 --> 02:04:30,340
But lo and behold... crow and behold... I'm into it as much as he was.

2044
02:04:32,340 --> 02:04:34,340
And now it's loading.

2045
02:04:43,340 --> 02:04:45,340
I think there was something on Counting Crows' lot.

2046
02:04:46,340 --> 02:04:48,340
Blimey boy was chatting on the stream.

2047
02:04:55,340 --> 02:05:01,340
What is this? What the fuck is this? What is this? What is this? What is this?

2048
02:05:04,340 --> 02:05:06,340
The place is frozen over guys!

2049
02:05:09,340 --> 02:05:15,340
Ice and snow, as far as the eye can see. I've got a crowbar. I've pinned down. Let's call it Tech Lads.

2050
02:05:17,340 --> 02:05:21,340
Turn that volume down a little bit. Maybe a little bit too much for you.

2051
02:05:22,340 --> 02:05:23,340
To take.

2052
02:05:24,340 --> 02:05:26,340
Scroll the Tech Rams.

2053
02:05:27,340 --> 02:05:29,340
How you getting on Tech Rams?

2054
02:05:29,340 --> 02:05:34,340
Yeah, look, this is cons. I'm down in Sector B at the moment. It's an absolute shit show.

2055
02:05:36,340 --> 02:05:41,340
I don't know. Did you not get down... Did you not get a look on the machine earlier on?

2056
02:05:43,340 --> 02:05:45,340
What do you mean? I thought you were all over that.

2057
02:05:46,340 --> 02:05:47,340
For fuck's sake.

2058
02:05:49,340 --> 02:05:52,340
Well, the place looks like the Antarctic at the moment.

2059
02:05:54,340 --> 02:05:55,340
Yeah.

2060
02:05:56,340 --> 02:05:57,340
It's fucked up.

2061
02:05:59,340 --> 02:06:05,340
I don't know. There's a rake of boxes and chambers and fucking seats and some snow and...

2062
02:06:06,340 --> 02:06:07,340
Look, I've got a crowbar.

2063
02:06:08,340 --> 02:06:11,340
I'm okay for a melee range affair.

2064
02:06:12,340 --> 02:06:15,340
CQC, but it would be nice to get my hands on...

2065
02:06:16,340 --> 02:06:17,340
On a piece, a 9mm,

2066
02:06:18,340 --> 02:06:20,340
Or some kind of fucking pulse rifle or something.

2067
02:06:22,340 --> 02:06:24,340
No, that's the alarm. The fire alarm.

2068
02:06:25,340 --> 02:06:27,340
There's no fire in this to rake of snow.

2069
02:06:28,340 --> 02:06:29,340
Call the Snow Brigade.

2070
02:06:31,340 --> 02:06:32,340
I know, they don't exist.

2071
02:06:33,340 --> 02:06:34,340
They don't exist.

2072
02:06:34,340 --> 02:06:35,340
Perhaps they should.

2073
02:06:36,340 --> 02:06:38,340
Perhaps they should fucking make one now.

2074
02:06:39,340 --> 02:06:40,340
In these times.

2075
02:06:41,340 --> 02:06:43,340
Okay, look. Talk to you. Talk to you.

2076
02:06:44,340 --> 02:06:45,340
See you later, bud. Bye-bye.

2077
02:06:46,340 --> 02:06:48,340
Yeah, that was Joe Ski there at the fucking tech shop.

2078
02:06:49,340 --> 02:06:51,340
Fucking... It's not working. It's not working out there.

2079
02:06:52,340 --> 02:06:53,340
All systems down.

2080
02:06:56,340 --> 02:06:57,340
But look.

2081
02:06:58,340 --> 02:06:59,340
We've been through some hard times.

2082
02:07:00,340 --> 02:07:01,340
We're gonna go through a few more as well.

2083
02:07:02,340 --> 02:07:05,340
Just glad that you're with me for this because, I mean, I don't know where this is going.

2084
02:07:06,340 --> 02:07:07,340
But things are getting fucking out of control.

2085
02:07:08,340 --> 02:07:09,340
Really fast.

2086
02:07:10,340 --> 02:07:11,340
Really fast.

2087
02:07:12,340 --> 02:07:14,340
That's an explodey box.

2088
02:07:15,340 --> 02:07:16,340
You don't want that.

2089
02:07:16,340 --> 02:07:28,720
Crouch. Peter Crouch.

2090
02:07:35,720 --> 02:07:44,720
What? What the fuck is going on? What's happening here, boys?

2091
02:07:44,720 --> 02:08:12,980
Buzzweiser. Good job we didn't drown there. Almost got absolutely drowned in sound. Crowbar away, boys. Thank you very much for your tip. What's your opinion on the PS5 Konzo? Do the Japanese boys' pure white aerodynamic form meet function design compared to the pure German engineering of the Mercedes?

2092
02:08:13,220 --> 02:08:38,660
Glad you asked that. It's a great question. Look, the Japanese, they know a thing or two about a thing or two. But when it comes to automobiles... Whoa! Stick with Jerry. Jerry's got you covered, okay? Whoa! That was Jerry from development. He's got a fucking wife and nine children.

2093
02:08:40,720 --> 02:08:55,160
Gone now, though. He's Konzo'd. Konzaga. I actually managed to put him out of his misery before he went home. She would have said, hi, honey. Oh, he would have gone, hi, honey, I'm home.

2094
02:08:55,180 --> 02:08:59,060
he wouldn't have been able to say that because his larynx has been transformed.

2095
02:08:59,500 --> 02:09:02,160
He would have just gargled, I imagine, at his wife.

2096
02:09:03,600 --> 02:09:05,500
Who might not have known any difference,

2097
02:09:05,620 --> 02:09:08,080
even though he does fucking hit the bottle pretty hard.

2098
02:09:08,660 --> 02:09:11,880
But he's, you know, he's one of the fucking functionants.

2099
02:09:12,580 --> 02:09:15,180
So, what can you do?

2100
02:09:16,120 --> 02:09:17,040
Look at this.

2101
02:09:17,320 --> 02:09:18,320
Look at this.

2102
02:09:18,740 --> 02:09:19,220
No.

2103
02:09:19,480 --> 02:09:20,280
You all right, bud?

2104
02:09:21,120 --> 02:09:21,600
Oh.

2105
02:09:23,240 --> 02:09:24,080
Health and safety.

2106
02:09:24,160 --> 02:09:24,540
No.

2107
02:09:24,540 --> 02:09:24,620
Oh.

2108
02:09:26,960 --> 02:09:27,560
Disgusting.

2109
02:09:35,400 --> 02:09:35,960
Ah.

2110
02:09:36,880 --> 02:09:38,460
Know what to do here, anyway.

2111
02:09:42,300 --> 02:09:45,620
Take that, all of you, and lick it.

2112
02:09:45,920 --> 02:09:46,940
It is my barrel.

2113
02:09:47,400 --> 02:09:48,640
I give it up to you.

2114
02:09:49,440 --> 02:09:52,260
This is the word of the Connor.

2115
02:09:53,520 --> 02:09:53,840
Bah.

2116
02:09:55,400 --> 02:09:55,880
Bah.

2117
02:10:00,360 --> 02:10:00,800
Yes.

2118
02:10:01,420 --> 02:10:02,860
Funky little maneuver there.

2119
02:10:03,180 --> 02:10:05,340
Side step, side twist, side hatcher.

2120
02:10:05,980 --> 02:10:07,060
I learned that one on bra...

2121
02:10:07,060 --> 02:10:07,220
Oh.

2122
02:10:07,940 --> 02:10:09,060
It's a bad pooch.

2123
02:10:09,360 --> 02:10:10,440
It's a bad dog.

2124
02:10:11,400 --> 02:10:12,520
That's a bad dog.

2125
02:10:12,940 --> 02:10:13,540
Oh.

2126
02:10:13,540 --> 02:10:13,540
Oh.

2127
02:10:13,540 --> 02:10:13,900
Oh.

2128
02:10:14,440 --> 02:10:18,620
Crow that lad to death.

2129
02:10:18,620 --> 02:10:18,620
Crow that lad to death.

2130
02:10:20,900 --> 02:10:23,320
There's only a stone's crow away now.

2131
02:10:25,640 --> 02:10:26,540
To the door.

2132
02:10:26,540 --> 02:10:27,360
Door is fucked.

2133
02:10:27,680 --> 02:10:28,860
I love the pace of the game.

2134
02:10:28,980 --> 02:10:29,680
It's a great pace.

2135
02:10:31,900 --> 02:10:34,360
Reminds me of the Connor Investigates series.

2136
02:10:34,560 --> 02:10:35,340
We're finalizing.

2137
02:10:35,540 --> 02:10:39,140
We'll picture lock on the fucking series in two months' time.

2138
02:10:40,000 --> 02:10:41,580
It's in post at the moment.

2139
02:10:42,900 --> 02:10:44,500
Connor Investigates for RTE.

2140
02:10:45,000 --> 02:10:50,540
And we go inside, outside, every fucking site, to find out who.

2141
02:10:51,320 --> 02:10:53,900
We'll send in those mean tweets about RTE.

2142
02:10:54,160 --> 02:10:56,280
From the RTE Insider Twitter account.

2143
02:10:58,380 --> 02:10:58,900
Yeah.

2144
02:10:59,960 --> 02:11:00,320
Stay.

2145
02:11:00,440 --> 02:11:01,860
It's a slow burner, guys.

2146
02:11:02,900 --> 02:11:05,420
We send it off to Netflix to see if they want it.

2147
02:11:05,540 --> 02:11:06,880
We never heard back from them.

2148
02:11:07,620 --> 02:11:10,720
But RTE, they're stuck at the moment for stuff.

2149
02:11:11,020 --> 02:11:13,460
And they really needed the dig out.

2150
02:11:13,580 --> 02:11:18,120
So they called upon us to do the job.

2151
02:11:18,360 --> 02:11:19,460
I got that job done.

2152
02:11:20,680 --> 02:11:24,640
I've got to tell you, you'll be very surprised at who this RTE Insider is

2153
02:11:24,640 --> 02:11:27,460
when we finally do the big reveal in the series finale.

2154
02:11:28,120 --> 02:11:29,160
Six episodes deep.

2155
02:11:29,160 --> 02:11:37,680
You'll be very surprised at this guy.

2156
02:11:39,460 --> 02:11:41,200
No Connor Investigates for you.

2157
02:11:41,520 --> 02:11:43,780
You'll never witness the final product.

2158
02:11:45,440 --> 02:11:47,300
Look at this little chickatee here.

2159
02:11:48,260 --> 02:11:49,020
Corn fed.

2160
02:11:50,320 --> 02:11:53,060
Corn fed, but kept in a cage.

2161
02:11:53,240 --> 02:11:56,280
So it's out of the frying pan.

2162
02:11:56,500 --> 02:11:59,660
It's got good life prospects in one sense.

2163
02:12:00,320 --> 02:12:02,760
But it's got shit life, SLP in the other.

2164
02:12:04,020 --> 02:12:05,840
I was into chickens for a while.

2165
02:12:06,020 --> 02:12:07,720
That's, you know, selling chickens, that is.

2166
02:12:08,720 --> 02:12:14,800
You know, we used to do brainstorm, go in on a good day, brainstorm, what's the best way to fucking flog a chick?

2167
02:12:16,140 --> 02:12:19,100
And slap corn fed on the box.

2168
02:12:20,440 --> 02:12:22,000
That appeases a lot of people.

2169
02:12:22,960 --> 02:12:31,820
You've got your half-assed wannabe green good guys of the world who will be happy enough to buy an egg that just says corn fed on it.

2170
02:12:32,100 --> 02:12:34,180
We didn't tell you what kind of corn was being fed.

2171
02:12:35,780 --> 02:12:40,240
Another one is this chicken is free to have a little, it's got its own garden.

2172
02:12:41,600 --> 02:12:42,900
That was my brainchild.

2173
02:12:43,860 --> 02:12:44,820
This chicken has a garden.

2174
02:12:47,140 --> 02:12:55,780
And, yeah, that really fucking, we saw an uptick in egg after that got fucking spliced onto the package.

2175
02:12:57,940 --> 02:13:07,040
But, yeah, watch out for those guys, guys, because they do fucking try and sell you the egg based upon the fact that the chick has been fed corn.

2176
02:13:08,060 --> 02:13:12,440
But, I mean, what's the point if it can't fucking stand up?

2177
02:13:23,880 --> 02:13:24,500
You alright?

2178
02:13:25,100 --> 02:13:26,000
You okay, bud?

2179
02:13:37,560 --> 02:13:38,500
I'll take you.

2180
02:13:38,900 --> 02:13:39,820
You can come with me.

2181
02:13:40,200 --> 02:13:40,840
Over here.

2182
02:13:41,380 --> 02:13:41,940
Come on, man.

2183
02:13:42,260 --> 02:13:43,460
Do the job, John.

2184
02:13:45,620 --> 02:13:46,100
John.

2185
02:13:50,560 --> 02:13:52,300
Open the fucking door, John.

2186
02:13:52,300 --> 02:13:54,900
We have to get in here.

2187
02:14:00,140 --> 02:14:00,740
What's that?

2188
02:14:08,460 --> 02:14:09,840
Where am I going to go here?

2189
02:14:10,140 --> 02:14:10,640
Down here.

2190
02:14:16,440 --> 02:14:17,120
What's this?

2191
02:14:17,120 --> 02:14:26,820
Mr. Streamer.

2192
02:14:27,360 --> 02:14:30,140
My name is Mr. Williams to you, Matthew.

2193
02:14:30,320 --> 02:14:31,700
Thanks very much for tuning in.

2194
02:14:32,480 --> 02:14:35,880
What are your thoughts on white chocolate magnums?

2195
02:14:37,080 --> 02:14:40,960
They're a fucking, they're a strange phenomenon.

2196
02:14:41,460 --> 02:14:42,520
But I got to tell you something.

2197
02:14:43,460 --> 02:14:50,200
I actually was involved in the launch of white chocolate magnums way back in 96.

2198
02:14:50,880 --> 02:14:51,760
94 even.

2199
02:14:53,300 --> 02:14:57,580
It's before you'd even fucking had an ice cream, I'd say.

2200
02:14:58,240 --> 02:15:01,540
But, yeah, I loved them in the beginning.

2201
02:15:02,020 --> 02:15:05,860
I think, you know, when you're working with something, you're working with a product, you lose the love for it.

2202
02:15:07,200 --> 02:15:08,880
That's not the same to be said for Mercedes.

2203
02:15:09,240 --> 02:15:12,660
Absolutely adore Mercedes as a brand, a company, and a car as well.

2204
02:15:13,220 --> 02:15:15,900
But white chocolate magnums, I went off them for a long time.

2205
02:15:18,240 --> 02:15:20,420
I really am an ice burger.

2206
02:15:23,160 --> 02:15:23,760
Fanatic.

2207
02:15:24,680 --> 02:15:29,240
I know you're thinking, what's that fucking, that's proletarian ice cream.

2208
02:15:31,740 --> 02:15:33,640
Pro, that's prole cream.

2209
02:15:34,920 --> 02:15:36,000
Well, you got it wrong, mister.

2210
02:15:37,120 --> 02:15:39,860
Because I think, in my opinion, I didn't work for them.

2211
02:15:39,940 --> 02:15:41,740
I'm not fucking getting paid here by ice burger.

2212
02:15:42,480 --> 02:15:43,260
But ice burger.

2213
02:15:46,020 --> 02:15:51,800
The ice burger is an ice cream sensation, unlike none other.

2214
02:15:54,160 --> 02:16:05,020
An amazing block of ice cream sandwich between two lovely, soft, chocolate biscuit kind of stuff things.

2215
02:16:07,020 --> 02:16:09,760
Creating an absolutely taste sensation sandwich.

2216
02:16:13,160 --> 02:16:15,480
And, yeah, you get the iconic crunch with the mag.

2217
02:16:15,480 --> 02:16:21,960
The sensation of the soft teeth sink.

2218
02:16:24,300 --> 02:16:26,580
Into the ice burger is just unparalleled.

2219
02:16:27,000 --> 02:16:28,020
Don't know about you.

2220
02:16:29,080 --> 02:16:30,100
Take them or leave them.

2221
02:16:31,140 --> 02:16:31,820
Magnums, that is.

2222
02:16:33,840 --> 02:16:34,880
What's this, lad, is it?

2223
02:16:36,620 --> 02:16:38,620
Yeah, me too, man.

2224
02:16:38,780 --> 02:16:40,000
It's getting fucking dinged.

2225
02:16:40,060 --> 02:16:41,040
Two grenades.

2226
02:16:42,800 --> 02:16:44,340
Got a few nades, man.

2227
02:16:49,820 --> 02:16:51,580
Fucking throw these bad boys around.

2228
02:16:56,860 --> 02:16:58,480
Does Francis Higgins have Twitch?

2229
02:16:58,640 --> 02:16:59,600
I'm not sure he does.

2230
02:16:59,600 --> 02:16:59,620
I'm not sure he does.

2231
02:16:59,980 --> 02:17:01,240
Magoo, thanks for tuning in.

2232
02:17:01,840 --> 02:17:03,380
I think he has this channel.

2233
02:17:03,640 --> 02:17:05,320
And he occasionally lets it out to me.

2234
02:17:05,660 --> 02:17:06,160
His uncle.

2235
02:17:07,200 --> 02:17:07,860
And, uh...

2236
02:17:07,860 --> 02:17:08,880
Some other random.

2237
02:17:09,280 --> 02:17:10,020
Some rando.

2238
02:17:15,340 --> 02:17:17,960
Right, I'm gonna throw this grenade and save...

2239
02:17:17,960 --> 02:17:18,500
I'll save...

2240
02:17:18,500 --> 02:17:19,040
Where do I throw it?

2241
02:17:20,180 --> 02:17:21,040
I'll just cook it.

2242
02:17:21,520 --> 02:17:22,000
Throw it.

2243
02:17:23,760 --> 02:17:25,040
Wow, that was nice.

2244
02:17:26,320 --> 02:17:27,560
Yeah, that was really nice.

2245
02:17:29,600 --> 02:17:30,000
Arhar!

2246
02:17:30,960 --> 02:17:33,300
I've just naded a dead body, Arhar!

2247
02:17:38,920 --> 02:17:40,560
He's not shouting down.

2248
02:17:40,840 --> 02:17:42,820
He's embarrassed by his old man playing the games.

2249
02:17:44,280 --> 02:17:46,240
He stays up all night.

2250
02:17:46,640 --> 02:17:48,560
Because I know, because he sleeps all bloody day.

2251
02:17:49,880 --> 02:17:51,480
But he's pretending to be cool now.

2252
02:17:51,500 --> 02:17:52,720
He doesn't want to be associated with me.

2253
02:17:52,720 --> 02:17:53,720
Oh!

2254
02:17:55,820 --> 02:17:56,680
Cooked that too long.

2255
02:17:57,580 --> 02:17:58,600
Cooked that too long.

2256
02:18:03,160 --> 02:18:03,640
Yes!

2257
02:18:04,320 --> 02:18:05,700
And we have a piece as well.

2258
02:18:08,460 --> 02:18:09,240
Great stuff.

2259
02:18:21,560 --> 02:18:23,000
We got the piece, Arhar!

2260
02:18:23,000 --> 02:18:24,000
We got the 9mm!

2261
02:18:26,000 --> 02:18:28,580
Your father has access to the gun, Arhar!

2262
02:18:31,340 --> 02:18:32,480
He's just ignoring...

2263
02:18:32,480 --> 02:18:36,540
He's probably watching the stream, though.

2264
02:18:37,080 --> 02:18:38,480
I'd say he's watching the stream.

2265
02:18:41,280 --> 02:18:42,840
Okay, and that's enough.

2266
02:18:42,840 --> 02:18:43,920
Okay, and that's enough.

2267
02:18:44,060 --> 02:18:45,640
The weapons work anyway, guys.

2268
02:18:45,740 --> 02:18:47,000
Look, we're going to leave it there tonight.

2269
02:18:47,220 --> 02:18:48,040
That's enough for tonight.

2270
02:18:48,120 --> 02:18:49,520
Hopefully he doesn't auto-save there.

2271
02:18:50,200 --> 02:18:51,240
Overwrite the fucking save.

2272
02:18:51,380 --> 02:18:52,000
No ammo.

2273
02:18:52,480 --> 02:18:53,040
Okay, look.

2274
02:18:53,240 --> 02:18:54,020
We'll see you later on.

2275
02:18:54,060 --> 02:18:54,820
Thanks so much.

2276
02:18:54,880 --> 02:18:57,440
It's been a real pleasure being able to stream the game for you.

2277
02:18:58,000 --> 02:19:02,340
And Dave Foley, I want to say a big, big thank you to you.

2278
02:19:03,280 --> 02:19:06,100
You sent us a tip there the last day.

2279
02:19:06,460 --> 02:19:07,860
I'm not sure whether or not I thanked you.

2280
02:19:08,920 --> 02:19:09,780
But I was gripped.

2281
02:19:10,200 --> 02:19:11,720
I was in the middle of a shoot.

2282
02:19:12,640 --> 02:19:13,500
I don't know if you caught it.

2283
02:19:13,540 --> 02:19:14,140
It was on RTE.

2284
02:19:14,400 --> 02:19:15,460
It's fantastic stuff.

2285
02:19:16,480 --> 02:19:19,740
Connor, can you recommend any ski instructors around the Uyghur?

2286
02:19:19,780 --> 02:19:21,360
I'm thinking of a ski holiday up there.

2287
02:19:22,340 --> 02:19:23,880
I'm going to lash a few onto you.

2288
02:19:24,480 --> 02:19:25,980
There's Johnny Silkskis.

2289
02:19:26,840 --> 02:19:28,840
There's a good cousin of Zona.

2290
02:19:29,040 --> 02:19:31,000
It's called Logitech Gil D.

2291
02:19:31,480 --> 02:19:34,360
Now, he's a bit of a wild card.

2292
02:19:35,960 --> 02:19:37,800
But he knows the slopes.

2293
02:19:38,100 --> 02:19:39,140
He lives the slopes.

2294
02:19:40,320 --> 02:19:41,700
He just fucking, he lives on them.

2295
02:19:43,260 --> 02:19:47,480
And he would like, he would personally like to train you, Dave.

2296
02:19:49,680 --> 02:19:50,620
You tell him he would.

2297
02:19:51,400 --> 02:19:52,580
Thanks very much for the tip.

2298
02:19:52,740 --> 02:19:56,280
We're going to fucking put, I'll get his people to contact your people and we can,

2299
02:19:56,580 --> 02:19:59,200
we can hammer out a play date on the slopes.

2300
02:20:00,080 --> 02:20:01,760
Donal Murray, thanks so much, man.

2301
02:20:01,840 --> 02:20:04,680
Are you telling me you have no love for the Alma Magnum, Connor?

2302
02:20:06,540 --> 02:20:13,400
You have the physical sensation of a chewy crunch and a smooth cold cream taste of cold cream.

2303
02:20:15,460 --> 02:20:15,900
Sensational.

2304
02:20:17,400 --> 02:20:20,540
That's another argument, another story for another night.

2305
02:20:20,540 --> 02:20:23,160
Until then, good night and God bless.

2306
02:20:23,680 --> 02:20:24,520
And we'll see you later.

2307
02:20:25,720 --> 02:20:26,720
Take it easy.

2308
02:20:28,080 --> 02:20:28,520
Connor.

2309
02:20:33,060 --> 02:20:37,100
You've got that San Pellegrino smile.

2310
02:20:37,100 --> 02:20:42,240
When you smile, you light up the room for a while.

2311
02:20:42,240 --> 02:20:47,000
Then it goes out for around half past ten.

2312
02:20:48,300 --> 02:20:51,840
It's time to grab another San Pelle again.

2313
02:20:51,840 --> 02:20:54,800
The holiday in Milan was shit.

2314
02:20:54,800 --> 02:20:56,560
I'm never going back again.

2315
02:20:56,560 --> 02:20:58,740
The birds were sending it.

2316
02:20:58,740 --> 02:20:59,440
It has to be said.

2317
02:20:59,440 --> 02:21:02,300
A lot of high class birdage at the San Pelle event.

2318
02:21:02,640 --> 02:21:04,880
120 year dinner event it was.

2319
02:21:05,440 --> 02:21:07,180
Fucking magic in nature and everything.

2320
02:21:10,480 --> 02:21:14,140
You've never done enough to be invited to the San Pelle event.

2321
02:21:14,140 --> 02:21:18,200
Where the waiters and waitresses brought down a big glass of clouds.

2322
02:21:18,700 --> 02:21:19,880
Have you ever had that?

2323
02:21:20,240 --> 02:21:20,640
No.

2324
02:21:20,860 --> 02:21:21,960
I doubt it.

2325
02:21:22,220 --> 02:21:23,660
As for the nouveau cuisine.

2326
02:21:24,000 --> 02:21:25,380
Exquisite-gandic.

2327
02:21:25,940 --> 02:21:30,560
Also, the castleistic dollhouses they presented in front of us.

2328
02:21:30,560 --> 02:21:31,960
And made us disassemble.

2329
02:21:32,360 --> 02:21:33,480
Only to reveal.

2330
02:21:33,900 --> 02:21:35,060
A fucking night scene.

2331
02:21:35,360 --> 02:21:37,580
And a plate of beans and a star of toast.

2332
02:21:38,280 --> 02:21:43,000
Star of toast you take away the sins of the world.

2333
02:21:43,480 --> 02:21:46,300
A celebration of the Italian inhabitants.

2334
02:21:47,460 --> 02:21:50,120
Then, a final course of rubbish.

2335
02:21:50,600 --> 02:21:54,700
Before the San Pelle dronies each brought out a prism chest.

2336
02:21:55,120 --> 02:21:56,680
Illuminated box prison.

2337
02:21:57,020 --> 02:21:58,120
What was inside it.

2338
02:21:58,680 --> 02:22:00,500
You guess-a-less-a-lessed it.

2339
02:22:00,940 --> 02:22:03,480
The celestial San Pelle bastard bottle.

2340
02:22:03,920 --> 02:22:07,360
An absolute crystal water's gypsy woman job.

2341
02:22:08,100 --> 02:22:12,020
Rich cunts clapped while people got back slaps and handshaves.

2342
02:22:12,640 --> 02:22:14,460
You may think this is extraordinary.

2343
02:22:15,020 --> 02:22:17,940
Whereas we think it's just another night.

2344
02:22:18,760 --> 02:22:19,620
San Pellegrino.

2345
02:22:19,880 --> 02:22:22,800
Honored to be part of your best moments for 120 years.

2346
02:22:23,200 --> 02:22:23,560
Cheers.

2347
02:22:23,560 --> 02:22:24,300
Connor.

2348
02:22:24,300 --> 02:22:25,740
We'll be at home.
